ARE YOU SITTING DOWN ? ..................
ARE YOU SITTING DOWN ? ..................
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jonby

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5,367 posts

186 months

Jockman

18,410 posts

189 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Please tell me this is a joke, Jonby confused

897sma

3,606 posts

173 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Read this last week and thought it might be wind up. Would be an awesome car though.

jonby

Original Poster:

5,367 posts

186 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Jockman said:
Please tell me this is a joke, Jonby confused
You tell me ! I did check if it was April 1st when I read the article

A Cygnet with a 6 ltr V12 - you may as well just add wheels directly to the engine ! or put the engine in a shopping trolley

An extreme version a la the 695 tributo (Fiat 500 done ferrari style) would make sense and I am sure one of the big problems with cygnet is they have done nothing whatsoever with power and one assumes cygnet is heavier so is actually outperformed by it's toyota donor car

But there is a difference between putting a souped up 1.4-2 ltr engine in and a V12....

Also the juke R basically has Nissan GTR underpinnign with a different shell - this is surely barmy ?


CPBRI

392 posts

178 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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confused

yeti

10,684 posts

304 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Why not just stick the Vantage's V8 into it, that's pretty tiny? Would give a little more oomph but not much more than the 4 cylinder. A win all round smile

Stupid idea, even by Bez's standards, he must be posting on his Blackberry from Oktoberfest or something.

Just let the Cygnet die. Very quick but very painful would be fine.

peterr96

2,226 posts

204 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mmm that'll be an interesting drive.
With a wheelbase that long it would make the V12V appear tame.
Still looks ste though!
I would have thought that there are better things to be doing with the companies resources than wasting them on doing feasibility studies on things like that.
It's gotta be a wind up!

V8LM

5,560 posts

238 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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This



in this



???? By Tardis perhaps.

jonby

Original Poster:

5,367 posts

186 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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yeti said:
Why not just stick the Vantage's V8 into it, that's pretty tiny? Would give a little more oomph but not much more than the 4 cylinder. A win all round smile

Stupid idea, even by Bez's standards, he must be posting on his Blackberry from Oktoberfest or something.

Just let the Cygnet die. Very quick but very painful would be fine.
Insofar as we can be serious in this discussion, I would venture that they either do a performance version with a 4 cylinder blown engine which can then be kept pretty sensible moneywise in relative terms, or they go the whole hog and do a V12 not because it's sensible, but precisely because it's so loony

Even so, this is just bonkers...............I find it hard to believe it would be a good car on any level apart from noise !

ChrisDB7

163 posts

184 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Surely that can't fit?!

I thought they would do a 'hot' version of the cygnet but a V12 version is just mental. I hope they do it for a laugh.

yeti

10,684 posts

304 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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VW managed to stick the Bentley/Phaeton W12 into a Golf and made it utterly, utterly horrible to drive. But a Golf is still significantly larger than an iQ!

Was thinking maybe it'd be mid engined, but no back seats or rear end to lose for the engine to fit into. Stupidity or not, CEO going senile or not, I just don't see how it can fit into it confused

ds2000

2,755 posts

221 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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^ agree 100%, I'll never say never but even the standard IQ engine takes up a fair bit of the bays capacity....

I think pretty much everything, pumps, reservoirs, pipes would have to go to the boot and maybe even electric steering would be needed *shudders* - that'd make a little bit more room.

Can't see the point

HAMISHHAVOC

57 posts

233 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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The only way the V12 would fit is if it was in the passenger compartment, which would leave just enough room for my left buttock in the drivers seat!

JACK6284

334 posts

252 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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How about if the V12 engine went behind the passengers, like a Metro 6R4 ?

stevewushu

733 posts

230 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the whole idea of the Sicknet to reduce AM's overall pollution level statistics?

Besides, you wouldn't even get a V6 in the cygnet let alone a V12!

Just needs a 1.8 turbo. A few styling upgrades. A few lesser Toyota parts....

And it'll still be ghastly!

It makes me cringe every time I drive into a dealership :-(

George H

14,714 posts

193 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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yeti said:
VW managed to stick the Bentley/Phaeton W12 into a Golf and made it utterly, utterly horrible to drive. But a Golf is still significantly larger than an iQ!

Was thinking maybe it'd be mid engined, but no back seats or rear end to lose for the engine to fit into. Stupidity or not, CEO going senile or not, I just don't see how it can fit into it confused
Was it horrible to drive? I only saw one review and that was Top Gear which I generally don't take seriously.

A few others have done similar things creating mad hot hatches, although not with a V12, mainly with V6s. Micra 350SR, Toyota Aygo Crazy and Clio V6 for example.

Perhaps they could split the V12 into 2 V6s and have one in the front and one in the back so it's 4WD? biggrin

Edited by George H on Friday 26th October 15:40

Neil1300R

5,761 posts

207 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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stevewushu said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the whole idea of the Sicknet to reduce AM's overall pollution level statistics?
OK - you are wrong! Nothing to do with emissions.


LordBretSinclair

4,306 posts

206 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Ifs, buts and maybes. It'll never happen.

You can all stand up again hehe

stevewushu

733 posts

230 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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So AM willingly pinched the iQ, rebadged it, and now sell it to "compliment" their line up :-/

After hearing the news about its real purpose to reduce overall company emissions, I was willing to forgive them for such a revolting idea.
But to do it willingly...

:-(

cayman-black

13,265 posts

245 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Would love that, only if it had the LWSeats though.