My Porsche attracts Birds....Does yours???

[LWT RSR]

Don't you feel good inside when birds love your car?



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There was bird and glass everywhere.It was Pulp Fiction on the M25.

The bird had it and the bloody screen!!

[Phooey]

Ouch. That looks very unpheseant

[MrC986]

I hope other than the shock at what happened & the inconvenience of it, that your attraction to birds in this instance was without personal injury? I guess they call that 'animal magnetism' ?

[LordHaveMurci]

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers....

[GT Two]

I knew it couldnt be your looks attracting milf!

I remember when this happened I got a call from Rob to say 'Is Tony ok? hes on the side of the M25 with his screen smashed in'

Now I crap myself whenever I see a bird fly in front of the car.

[LWT RSR]

It was like a brick covered in feathers when it hit and i was covered in gibblets.

Yum Yum

[Zyp]

Useless fact # 324 - The pheasant is the fastest running bird in the UK.

(apart from Jess Ennis, obviously)

[JEA1K]

Zyp said:

Useless fact # 324 - The pheasant is the fastest running bird in the UK.

(apart from Jess Ennis, obviously)

[RSGulp]

Mine's LHD. That would've hurt!

[LWT RSR]

Zyp said:

Useless fact # 324 - The pheasant is the fastest running bird in the UK.

(apart from Jess Ennis, obviously)

Wished the little fker learnt how to fly faster!

[PHmember]

Reminds me of this:

[MrC986]

This beats (sorry is that a pun?) stories of road kill ripping off splitters on GT3s. Joking apart, a tale of why we have bonded laminated windscreens these days. I hope it didnt leave any lasting damage on the little car?

[FarQue]

That Boxster is a bit 'Pulp Fiction'. Did Vincent shoot Marvin in the face again?

[Nurburgsingh]

At least you'll be able to get a plain sunstrip now...

[LWT RSR]

PHmember said:

Reminds me of this:

Now that is fast food at its best!

[Rockster]

Guess I shouldn't feel too bad then a bird just decided to walk on my car's front trunk lid:



'course a "bird" did this to my new Cayman S:



A "bird" in an '89 Volvo...

Sincerely,

Rockster.

[infrasilver]

Had this little floozie on mine at the weekend, it was there for a couple of minutes whilst I was parked at the services. Not quite as devastating as some of the previous pics.

[Rockster]

infrasilver said:

Had this little floozie on mine at the weekend, it was there for a couple of minutes whilst I was parked at the services. Not quite as devastating as some of the previous pics.

Remind me: No pic but shortly after I bought my blue Boxster I had it parked at work and I noticed a bluejay perched on the driver's side mirror. Every once in a while he (I guess it was a he) would apparently attack his reflection in the window glass.

No harm done but the window's surface was smudged with marks from the bird's beak.

Sincerely,

Rockster.

[madala]

...I had a friend who hit a cow in Africa.....he survived OK but was absolutely cover in st......nasty.

[phelix]

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