So, you've won the lottery...

[chunkymonkey71]

What's the crappest car you would buy?

I'd buy a Mk2 Fiesta 1.1 (for nostalgic reasons)

[elster]

Some sort of cheap van.

[Miguel Alvarez]

A battered Defender because I've always wanted one and a mark 1 Astra for nostalgia reasons.

[LukeSi]

Mk1 MX5.

[vixen1700]

Probably an on old '60s SWB Land Rover for about £3k.

[Changedmyname]

Keep the piece of nank that I have.

[Pilsner]

I'd spend it all on a penis enlargement.

[vixen1700]

Changedmyname said:

Keep the piece of nank that I have.

Yep, the old TVR would still be in the garage amongst the other newly bought classics.

[AA88]

I'd attempt to buy my previously owned cars I reckon, the exact ones.

[chunkymonkey71]

Pilsner said:

I'd spend it all on a penis enlargement.

95 million? With a knob that size you could do the 'helicopter' and actually take off!!!

[Twincam16]

A Bond Bug, probably.

I know they're probably ste (they're basically a Reliant Robin underneath FFS!), but I'm struggling to think of anything else quite so amusing to use to get about town in, and as far as pieces of radical design go, they're pretty unique.

[Council Baby]

chunkymonkey71 said:

95 million? With a knob that size you could do the 'helicopter' and actually take off!!!

I'd probably bum about in a Black series merc as a daily hack.

[shouldbworking]

Crappest is kind of subjective.. but I'd have loads that most people would view as crap. a tatty 1275 gt in faded british leyland brown would be high on the list.

[sidekickdmr]

I've always said i hunt down and buy all my old cars back (providing they are still around and not crushed/crashed)

in which case it would be my first car, a 1.6 fiat bravo!

[LordGrover]

CWN 668K - my Dad's Austin Maxi from when I were a lad. Purple it was.

[singlecoil]

Rover 2000TC, the one with the speedometer that was a bar that moved across as the speed increases. I loved mine even though the starter motor used to come loose (bit of a bugger to get to the bolts) and it would slow down and stop sometimes, especially at inopportune moments (such as crossing the Severn Bridge when it carried the M4).

[Galsia]

Pilsner said:

I'd spend it all on a penis enlargement.

An X6?

[Harry Flashman]

I'd have loads of weird knackered old "classic" cars. Starting with a suitably tatty Citroen GS Estate, preferably in gold, brown or beige, fitted with whitewall tyres. Not sure why - I just really want one.

[fiatpower]

Fiat cinquecento to then make into a monster with a v6

[Smitters]

AA88 said:

I'd attempt to buy my previously owned cars I reckon, the exact ones.

Yep - this I reckon.