Airports spoiling flying
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LotusOmega375D

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9,313 posts

182 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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I fly on scheduled airlines several times per year, but pretty much every airport experience is worse than the last.

Here's some examples of the poorer service we now endure:

Passenger drop-off and collection: often now well away from the terminal and chargeable at an extortionate rate.

Check-in: at least 50% of the available desks are usually empty. Many airlines now operate a single vast queue for all flights, meaning that even if you get there nice and early for your flight, you'll still be queueing for ages behind people booked on other flights.

Bag-drop: basically no different to Check-In as above. You still end up queueing and showing your boarding pass and passport to an agent

Security: you will never see all available X-ray machines being used, leading to lengthy queues. Some airports charge you extra for the pleasure of not having to join this self-inflicted queue.

Foreign Exchange kiosk: truly shocking rates offered. I got near parity of 1:1 on a Sterling / Euro debit card transaction of 200 quid. Real rate was GBP 1.00 = EUR 1.25.

Departure lounge food and drink: all ridiculously overpriced.

Flight announcements: usually non-existant

Boarding: Budget airlines usually commence "Boarding" as soon as the incoming flight has landed, resulting in unnecessary standing in line on stairwells or drafty gangways

Arrivals: frequent use of buses to passport control, resulting in a mad exodus to immigration.

Immigration: never more than 80% manned. IRIS out of action. New automatic passport control of of action. Always collossal queues.

Baggage reclaim: if you're lucky enough not to have a lengthy queue at Immigration, you can bet your life that your luggage will keep you waiting instead.

Public transport onward travel: super expensive

Anything else I've missed that the likes of BAA and the airlines like to throw at us?


JVaughan

6,025 posts

312 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Yep, thats about right .. worse still is early morning flights where you practically have to get undressed only an hour after getting dressed just to pass through security.

from experience, LGW South is the worst, LHR T4 the politest and best

Phud

1,476 posts

172 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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agree with that list and would add, departures is not about waiting for your flight, oh no, it is a shopping experience.

No, I am about to get in an aircraft, let me relax and have some piece and quiet, not shop for things that are over priced.

TTwiggy

11,882 posts

233 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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I don't fly very often (max twice a year, sometimes not at all) but when I do I'm always very grateful for the lounge pass card that Amex sent me.

Doesn't help with all the other awful stuff you list, but at least it's somewhere nice and peaceful to sit while waiting to fly.

richie slow

7,569 posts

193 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Not being told about the delay until you are in the departure lounge and at the mercy of the fleecing shops and restaurants. rage

Or even worse, being delayed in some awful backwater that has no shops or restaurants. weeping

rs1952

5,247 posts

288 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Whilst I agree with much of what the OP has to say, anybody who is daft enough to use a Bureau de Change at an airport, any airport the world over, only gets what's coming to them wink

The other thing I would mention is overpriced food and drink - you get exactly the same on boats and in motorway service areas, and this is due to you being part of a "captive market" in the circumstances. If you don't like the pricing policy, bring your own nosh smile

Ultuous

2,291 posts

220 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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All of those things are one of the reasons I'm happy to fly budget these days - compared to the ordeal of getting to and through the airport, any flight's a comparative dream!

Must admit that food-wise I was very impressed with Jamie's at Gatwick a couple of months ago - wasn't expecting much (always been particularly unimpressed with what's available at LGW) but got decent grub, charming staff and pretty good value (hardly cost more than the Wetherspoon's a few doors away) - even managed to blag a table with a view over the airfield! smile

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

291 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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TTwiggy said:
I don't fly very often (max twice a year, sometimes not at all) but when I do I'm always very grateful for the lounge pass card that Amex sent me.

Doesn't help with all the other awful stuff you list, but at least it's somewhere nice and peaceful to sit while waiting to fly.
When I was contracting [south of France donchaknow] the sheer BLISS of the BA lounge was remarkable.

They even said, "Mr MoJo it might be time to go to the gate" quietly.

Marvellous and worth every bloody penny.

carreauchompeur

18,317 posts

233 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Hmmm, the drop-off charging thing really resonates, I dropped my ex-flatmate off at Bristol Airport a couple of months ago and they charge you £2!

Previously, for a while, the car park had a 15-min limit policed by automatic barriers, if you stayed longer you paid... Now you have to pay for any time. Barstewards!

0000

13,816 posts

220 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Having to use their clear bags for grouping liquid containers and then being charged for them.

I dread flying these days.

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

291 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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0000 said:
Having to use their clear bags for grouping liquid containers and then being charged for them.

I dread flying these days.
Never really understood the "need" to carry liquids onboard [babies excepted, even then whats wrong with the boob?].

Well apart from the fact you've actually paid to get on the bloody thing of course...

0000

13,816 posts

220 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Sticking a tube of toothpaste in the hold seems a little unnecessary.

mikef

6,158 posts

280 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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TTwiggy said:
I don't fly very often (max twice a year, sometimes not at all) but when I do I'm always very grateful for the lounge pass card that Amex sent me.

Doesn't help with all the other awful stuff you list, but at least it's somewhere nice and peaceful to sit while waiting to fly.
Priority Pass is brilliant and for anyone who can't always fly business or first it's well worth subscribing to even if it's not a perk of your credit card or bank account. The only place it doesn't help is LHR T5

Dilligaf10

2,431 posts

239 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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carreauchompeur said:
Hmmm, the drop-off charging thing really resonates, I dropped my ex-flatmate off at Bristol Airport a couple of months ago and they charge you £2!

Previously, for a while, the car park had a 15-min limit policed by automatic barriers, if you stayed longer you paid... Now you have to pay for any time. Barstewards!
Same at Birmingham Airport as well, luckily I can pass on the cost to the client.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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The one Queue takes the piss, arrive in good time to get through check in and security then have time for a look in the shops or to grab some food and instead it's rush straight to the gate.

Puggit

49,788 posts

277 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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rs1952 said:
If you don't like the pricing policy, bring your own nosh smile
That's fine for food, but not for liquids mad

pushthebutton

1,099 posts

211 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Freeze a bottle of water etc to take through with you.

"...no liquids sir"

"It's solid. Thanks very much."

Job done

Ian Lancs

1,158 posts

195 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Mojocvh said:
They even said, "Mr MoJo it might be time to go to the gate" quietly.

Marvellous and worth every bloody penny.
I have a (very foggy!) memory of similar experience in Virgin lounge at LAX. V nice lady informed us that our flight would be boarding shortly, but we'd def have time for another beer - excellent customer service!

Chrisgr31

14,275 posts

284 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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I raced through LGW last time I was there, there again on Thursday bound to go wrong now!

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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LBA is really starting to hack me off...

On 27 September we flew to AMS. The departure lounge at LBA has been completely refurbished. Unfortunately the large area of chairs and tables that we chose is so closely packed that you can only sit on the chairs are the edges as it's physically impossible to get through the gaps between the chairs further in. And, they're all pushed so far under the tables that you wouldn't be able to sit on them even if you could reach them.

Still, that had nothing on the experience we had when we returned on 3 October. Our tiny Fokker 70 landed at LBA and the 85 of us disembarked. Unfortunately a Ryanair 738 had landed seven minutes earlier and, even worse, a (30 minutes late) PIA A310 from Islamabad had arrived three minutes before that. So, having spent just 50 minutes flying from AMS we then had to endure over an hour queueing to get to passport control. Worse still, LBA is unique among airports in having NO TOILETS between the point at which you enter the terminal and the border control desk, so if you need the toilet and you've landed behind a couple of other flights you're screwed.

Monarch and BA are both starting flights from LBA in December. God help them!