Which footballers do you think would get into the SAS ???

Which footballers do you think would get into the SAS ???

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GilbertGutbucket

Original Poster:

663 posts

164 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Which Premiership footballers do you think would get into the SAS ???

My nominations -

i/ Jamie Carragher

ii/ John Terry (although I detest him, I'd want to have him by my side in a row)

iii/ Julian Dicks

iv/ Gary Pallister

v/ Dean Windass

vi/ Ledley King

Add your nominees........


TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Huh?

LiamB

7,940 posts

144 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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None of them.

They all cry when they get tickled, imagine what they would be like when shot at?

Terzo123

4,322 posts

209 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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least likely - Dennis Wise


Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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LiamB said:
None of them.

They all cry when they get tickled, imagine what they would be like when shot at?
hehe

They've all been well-trained to dive if necessary.

GilbertGutbucket

Original Poster:

663 posts

164 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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TheHeretic said:
Huh?
Thanks for your contribution, I hope it did'nt expend the limits of your daily output.

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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What a bizarre topic.

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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GilbertGutbucket said:
TheHeretic said:
Huh?
Thanks for your contribution, I hope it did'nt expend the limits of your daily output.
Sorry... Just thought it was, as GG says, a bizarre topic. You just want a list of names?

Erm... Odd.

GilbertGutbucket

Original Poster:

663 posts

164 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Terzo123 said:
least likely - Dennis Wise
Can see your reasoning, an 'orrible little st but a terrier!

mickk

28,903 posts

243 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Adeybayor.

LiamB

7,940 posts

144 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Sod it; Balotelli.

Send him in with his wrapped Bentley, and he is the happiest and most at home man in the world.

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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i/ Jamie Carragher - no one could understand any orders he gives

ii/ John Terry - shot by his own troops

iii/ Julian Dicks - fat

iv/ Gary Pallister - slow

v/ Dean Windass - fatter than Dicks

vi/ Ledley King - made of glass

e600

1,328 posts

153 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Most of them if you are talking about the Swedish Airline Service
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NailedOn

3,114 posts

236 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Roy Keane.

It's that look in his eyes!

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

182 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Pearce and Stone in their day!

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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How have you not named Vinnie jones?

Iran dowie for scaring people on night ops.

Probably a pretty drunk Gaza and a less fat Neil ruddock.

And David Beckham to stick right at the front as canon fodder.

essexplumber

7,751 posts

174 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Fabrice Muamba as he is obviously indestructable.

Wacky Racer

38,176 posts

248 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Los Endos

309 posts

140 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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You must be joking....
Not one them could hack junior club 1st team Rugby let alone making Special Forces.... !

As far as I am aware to be in Special Forces, you need to be tough, intelligent, disciplined, team player, think independently and be able to take orders, so I guess that rules out virtually all Premiership Footballers ;-)

alfa phil

2,101 posts

208 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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probably non of them as its only around 0.001% of the uk population who make it wink