brain cells

[grumpy52]

Probably been asked before ,do they lose brain cells then buy a second rate 4x4 or buy the 4x4 then lose the brain cells.?
I only ask as they are all driven by spacktards down here .

[Jasandjules]

Many appear to lose the ability to drive/park. That's not restricted to old ones though, brand new Range Rover Sports (that will never see the mud) can also be affected.

[smartphone hater]

Yip. One of my vehicles is an old Land Rover & I have no brin gells left at all.

[Bill]

smartphone hater said:

Yip. One of my vehicles is an old Land Rover & I have no brin gells left at all.

He said second rate. You've actually got smarter

[smartphone hater]

Bill said:

He said second rate. You've actually got smarter

Good point, but my missus wouldn't agree.

[grumpy52]

Land rovers are cool,fun and practical I shall class everything else as urban 4x4 cos they never venture more than the width of the pavement off road.

[geeks]

grumpy52 said:

Land rovers are cool,fun and practical I shall class everything else as urban 4x4 cos they never venture more than the width of the pavement off road.

Not sure if serious....

[mat777]

geeks said:

grumpy52 said:

Land rovers are cool,fun and practical I shall class everything else as urban 4x4 cos they never venture more than the width of the pavement off road.

Not sure if serious....

He probably is. Whilst I also consider Landies the superior make of 4x4, I will however concede that some other marques dio workd and get used off road just as heavily - mainly Jeeps and the odd Vitara.

I agree with the OP though, I thoroughly despise the chelsea tractor brigade with their pointless shiny luxury SUV's that were never even designed to go off road in the first place (I'm looking at you here, BMW and Audi)

[Riley Blue]

Most of them lose brain cells by being born female.

[anonymous-user]

Yay the generalisation game, it’s been literally minutes since it was last aired :rollseyes:

The 4x4 spectrum goes all the way from;

'Poor' farmer types in black smoke spewing rust buckets to school run RR Sports covered in tat. That's a large group of people to pick fault with.

[grumpy52]

I speak as I find.
Just as german car divers are arrogant and micra/yaris drivers are old and slow and in the middle lane and all saxo's are driven by chavs .

[fat freddie]

grumpy52 said:

german car divers are arrogant ....

I executed a perfect armstand forward somersault pike off the roof of my BMW X5 into a large puddle yesterday.

[northwest monkey]

yonex said:

Yay the generalisation game, it’s been literally minutes since it was last aired :rollseyes:

The 4x4 spectrum goes all the way from;

'Poor' farmer types in black smoke spewing rust buckets to school run RR Sports covered in tat. That's a large group of people to pick fault with.

^Agree with this chap.

Why do people get all excited about 4x4's never going off road but don't seem to bother about Ferrarborghiniclarens never achieving their top speeds?

You never see a thread about "I saw a Gallardo on the M6 last night - he was only doing 70mph when he could easily have been going faster. In fact he shouldn't have even been on the M6, he should have been at the Nurburgring cos that's where I'd be. The gay.".

Surely the point of Pistonheads is we all like different cars?

[geeks]

northwest monkey said:

You never see a thread about "I saw a Gallardo on the M6 last night - he was only doing 70mph when he could easily have been going faster. In fact he shouldn't have even been on the M6, he should have been at the Nurburgring cos that's where I'd be. The gay.".

[Timbola]

northwest monkey said:

Surely the point of Pistonheads is we all like different cars?

Stop being so damn reasonable.

[northwest monkey]

Timbola said:

northwest monkey said:

Surely the point of Pistonheads is we all like different cars?

Stop being so damn reasonable.

Sorry.

I've been on the reasonable pills this afternoon.

Once they wear off though, rest assured I'll be getting outraged about something that's for sure

[Galileo]

grumpy52 said:

I speak as I find.
Just as german car divers are arrogant and micra/yaris drivers are old and slow and in the middle lane and all saxo's are driven by chavs .

Don't forget the white vans. Tell 'em about the white vans.

Ooooh, and the BMW drivers who can't use their indicators.
An,an,an and the bloody lorry drivers. Don't forget them bastids. Specially the Forners. Go on, tell 'em.

[grumpy52]

Better than fishing is this ! Get a bite every time !

[Galileo]

MajorTom said:

Galileo said:

grumpy52 said:

I speak as I find.
Just as german car divers are arrogant and micra/yaris drivers are old and slow and in the middle lane and all saxo's are driven by chavs .

Don't forget the white vans. Tell 'em about the white vans.

Ooooh, and the BMW drivers who can't use their indicators.
An,an,an and the bloody lorry drivers. Don't forget them bastids. Specially the Forners. Go on, tell 'em.

What about the farmers? They're all total retards!

Don't get him started on them bloody farmers. Tractors! I mean. WHY??