Deer. F**kers.

[TTmonkey]

Had the new car 10 days. Let the wife drive it yesterday for the first time.

A5 / deer interface on A303.

Deer was thrown 40 yards. Paid the price for its lack of green cross code adherence.

Car not so good.

Fekers. And the misses didn't even bring it home for tea.

[ajb85]

We've had a lot of this lately. Somebody needs to 'buck' the trend and drive into something else.

Seriously though, those antlers would look good above the fireplace this Christmas...

[marmite monster]

this thread needs pics

[TheTurbonator]

Oh deer.

[Prof Prolapse]

Doe!

[Evil Monkey]

Prof Prolapse said:

Doe!

A deer. A female deer.

[ajb85]

Spotted! That's some 40 yards you managed to project it...

[jet_noise]

Dear a,

ajb85 said:

Spotted! That's some 40 yards you managed to project it...

Is that an Australian, er, deer?

regards,
Jet

[monthefish]

TTmonkey said:

Had the new car 10 days.

What car?

[thinfourth2]

monthefish said:

TTmonkey said:

Had the new car 10 days.

What car?

I hope it wasn't a dear one

[williredale]

thinfourth2 said:

monthefish said:

TTmonkey said:

Had the new car 10 days.

What car?

I hope it wasn't a dear one

You're doing this wrong!

[fireturk]

wasn't a triumph stag?

[OdramaSwimLaden]

monthefish said:

TTmonkey said:

Had the new car 10 days.

What car?

Probably an Audi A5:

"A5 / deer interface on A303".

[monthefish]

monthefish said:

TTmonkey said:

Had the new car 10 days.

What car?

I've no eye-deer

[rossub]

I bet the poor deer didnt think much of your wife either before it breathed its last.

[Prof Prolapse]

rossub said:

I bet the poor deer didnt think much of your wife either before it breathed its last.

Get you, "Mr. PETA".

[defblade]

Prof Prolapse said:

Get you, "Mr. PETA".

Not PETA this time... OP says wife didn't bring the Tasty Animal home for the People there to Eat...

[IroningMan]

Have a hart. You'll roe the day it happens to you.

[Dave Hedgehog]

TTmonkey said:

Fekers. And the misses didn't even bring it home for tea.

i believe its classed as poaching if you do, but the next person along is allowed to take it home

[Robatr0n]

IroningMan said:

Have a hart. You'll roe the day it happens to you.

Awful. These terrible puns are just staggering.