DO you conform !!!

[thinfourth2]

It is the year 2015 and in a shocking election the PH party has been elected.

Sadly there has been an internal revolt and those lot have taken over

They have brought in a new law that all cars must conform to the respected standards

However they have been a little bit reasonable and you are allowed to keep your car if you reach 50% conformity

To get 100% conformity your fleet must have all of the following present

1 Painted resale grey
2 Be german
3 Be diesel
4 Black leather interior

However if you have 0% conformity it is death sentence

So will you keep your fleet or will you die?


I'm safe as i have 1 german car and 1 diesel car

But are you safe

[Six Fiend]

Red, British, Petrol 3.0 V6, Cream leather.

I am wearing my V mask as I type

[TIGA84]

0%

Red
Italian
Petrol
Cloth

Black
Japanese
Petrol
Cloth

nice.

[kambites]

Hmm, does the wife's Octavia count as German? If not, I get 0% across the fleet.

I think you should allow silver as well as grey in your colour conformity though. Same colour really.

[HustleRussell]

I have a BMW. But it's big, old and purple and has a petrol straight 6.
I had to click 25% but would rather have 0% conformity.

[shiftydave]

Blue
French
Diesel
Half leather (I'm guessing this counts as 25% and not 12.5%?)

[mk1matt]

BMW with black leather (purple + petrol)
Resale silver (light grey...?) Galaxy diesel (not German + cloth interior)

[Funk]

Blue, German, petrol and white leather (PIMP!).

[essexplumber]

Black
German
Diesel
Black leather.

[shiftydave]

kambites said:

Hmm, does the wife's Octavia count as German? If not, I get 0% across the fleet.

Hmm, not sure, we'll have to Czech.

[Big Fat Fatty]

Red,
Japanese,
Petrol,
Cloth.

I'd happily accept death on those terms.

[Megaflow]

My Mondeo:
1) Thunder metaliic (grey-ish) - Check
2) American - No
3) 2.5 T petrol - No
4) Half leather alcantara - No

SWMBO Volvo:
1) Silver - No
2) Swedish - No
3) 2.5 T petrol - No
4) Dark grey / grpahite ish leather - No

Westfield:
1) Red - No
2) British - No
3) Diesel?
4) Leather? They aren't even padded!

We like to be different...

[yajeed]

I wish they'd introduce that law - I'm currently just compliant - Porsche with black leather.

However, I feel that would be sailing too close to the wind, so to cover myself I'd have to bring thar grey 911 turbo with black leather purchase forwards without the need for some very inventive man maths to justify it to the wife :-)

[kambites]

I'd rather see the opposite law - ban everything that conforms to more than one of the above.

[ArsE92]

thinfourth2 said:

It is the year 2015 and in a shocking election the PH party has been elected.

Sadly there has been an internal revolt and those lot have taken over

They have brought in a new law that all cars must conform to the respected standards

However they have been a little bit reasonable and you are allowed to keep your car if you reach 50% conformity

To get 100% conformity your fleet must have all of the following present

1 Painted resale grey
2 Be german
3 Be diesel
4 Black leather interior

Blue
German
3.0 straight-6 twin turbo petrol
Black Leather

Black
German
1.6 Supercharged
Black Leather

But stick your conformance (?) up your ring.

[HustleRussell]

shiftydave said:

kambites said:

Hmm, does the wife's Octavia count as German? If not, I get 0% across the fleet.

Hmm, not sure, we'll have to Czech.

post of the year

[Pablo16v]

0%

I'm with the guy above.....where do I get my V for Vendetta mask?

[crofty1984]

To get 100% conformity your fleet must have all of the following present

1 Painted resale grey
2 Be german
3 Be diesel
4 Black leather interior

Pug 205 - white, French, diesel Blue cloth interior (with seat covers on)
Lotus Excel - blue, English, Petrol, Grey cloth
Kawasaki GPZ 500R - Red, Japanese, petrol, no interior
Sealine 22 sport - Cream gelcoat, British, Petrol (3.5 mpg at full chat I reckon), Vinyl, textile and formica interior
Freeman 22 narrow beam, Cream gelcoat, British, Petrol, Mahogany interior

Want to take my fleet away? I refer you to Arkell vs Pressdram.

Edited by crofty1984 on Wednesday 28th November 13:00

[Matt UK]

Scored myself 50%!

The Passat daily is:
Resale silver
German
Diesel
Has a black leather interior

The Caterham is:
Love-it-or-hate-it bright yellow
One of Britain's finest
Revvy petrol that spits and pops
Has 'essentials dials' as opposed to an 'interior'

[HustleRussell]

kambites said:

I'd rather see the opposite law - ban everything that conforms to more than one of the above.

+1