Slogans that only a PHer would recognise

[Matt UK]

Just a bit of fun really, but without any logo, what slogan on a T Shirt or mug would you see and just know it was a PHer. I'll kick off with:

"£30k for a VW Golf GTI!!"

[DanielSan]

Why buy a gt86 when you could buy a 996 turbo....

[Oily Nails]

"spounge"

[chongwong]

Mx5, the answer to everything!

[DonnyMac]

Ambulance is not a welsh word tard.

Do white jeans go with this 10 gallon hat?

PAYE? You need better tax advice.

[blearyeyedboy]

"powerfully built company director with a goatee"

And that old chestnut: Ambiwlans. EDIT: Damn, beaten to it!

[Matt UK]

chongwong said:

Mx5, the answer to everything!

Dude, you can't use actual PH T-shirts

[Matt UK]

DonnyMac said:

Ambulance is not a welsh word tard.

Do white jeans go with this 10 gallon hat?

PAYE? You need better tax advice.

I should have actually looked in the T shirt section more fully before starting this thread!

I genuinely didn't know that this sort of thing is actually in print

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/pistonheads-ambiw...

[Oily Nails]

Matt UK said:

chongwong said:

Mx5, the answer to everything!

Dude, you can't use actual PH T-shirts

you used 'Dude'
....you are Keanu Reeves AICMFP

[C2james]

VBRJ

[DanielSan]

DonnyMac said:

Do white jeans go with this 10 gallon hat?

PAYE? You need better tax advice.

[Matt UK]

C2james said:

VBRJ

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/pistonheads-vbrj-t-shirt-mens.html

[Slyjoe]

Kick her in the sponge

[TegR]

blearyeyedboy said:

"powerfully built company director with a goatee"

Was just about to post that, lmao.

[blearyeyedboy]

Have you ever been so angry you threw a can of Red Bull at someone?

[Debaser]

The Wing'd Horse of ChavTat.

[bridgdav]

Cheers

The Moose

[DonnyMac]

TB, a disease? No, the antidote to manmadeup global warming.

Ghey? No, MX5 and not a hairdresser

Garlic? Love it in everything except tweed

Voyeur? Nope, my name's Cockwomble - doh.

[Arbs]

Custard test

[mikial]

"Garlic BINNED me"