Rather special offer to top gear fans and car nuts

[Chim]

Ok, since its Christmas and I am feeling rather Santa clause and have a special gift to give out to some lucky PH'ers. I am currently in possession of 4 tickets for top gear on Wednesday 23rd of January. This will take place at Dunsford park aero drome in Sussex.

Doors open at 1.30, would advise getting there much earlier though as they often oversubscribe the ticket allocation and some do not get in. Filming finishes at 7.00.

If you are a big top gear fan this will be a great day out. Not sure how to do this, thinking maybe be the best post wins it, so tell me in your funniest way why you should have the tickets. Any photos of expressing your desire may also help the fun along, thinking some top gear related photo shop with you in it

Will have two winners each getting a pair of tickets. You will have to meet up though and all go in together as its one ticket for four.

[Mr Roper]

Damn my unfunny witty brain....work damn you!

Tickets please, thank you much.

[GTIR]

Give one to me or I'll murder you and all your family.


And the dogs. (Two right?)



I'm waiting.

[Justayellowbadge]

We don't normally allow threads like this.

However, I may be persuaded to overlook it this one time...

[Chim]

Justayellowbadge said:

We don't normally allow threads like this.

However, I may be persuaded to overlook it this one time...

Ok, we may be down to two tickets

[Mr Roper]

Chim said:

Justayellowbadge said:

We don't normally allow threads like this.

However, I may be persuaded to overlook it this one time...

Ok, we may be down to two tickets

Swap one for a spine while your at it.

[Freakuk]

I'll st through your letterbox if I don't get them

[The Beaver King]

Chim said:

Ok, since its Christmas and I am feeling rather Santa clause and have a special gift to give out to some lucky PH'ers. I am currently in possession of 4 tickets for top gear on Wednesday 23rd of January. This will take place at Dunsford park aero drome in Sussex.

Doors open at 1.30, would advise getting there much earlier though as they often oversubscribe the ticket allocation and some do not get in. Filming finishes at 7.00.

If you are a big top gear fan this will be a great day out. Not sure how to do this, thinking maybe be the best post wins it, so tell me in your funniest way why you should have the tickets. Any photos of expressing your desire may also help the fun along, thinking some top gear related photo shop with you in it

Will have two winners each getting a pair of tickets. You will have to meet up though and all go in together as its one ticket for four.

I have your address and a list of allergies.....

[Chim]

Freakuk said:

I'll st through your letterbox if I don't get them

Thanks for the offer. Tempting. I am on the PH secret Santa list though so i am already expecting st through my letterbox any day now

[Chim]

The Beaver King said:

I have your address and a list of allergies.....

Oh bugger, he does as well. This is not going well so far.

[cocopop]

I'm just not funny

I would love two tickets though...

Eta. Happy to make a donation to charity of your choice if that makes any difference?

[Pique]

If i win a pair i promise ill stick a couple of balloons down my shirt and don a blonde wig so that all of the nerds in the top gear thread can fawn over me in the front row

[Chim]

cocopop said:

I'm just not funny

I would love two tickets though...

Eta. Happy to make a donation to charity of your choice if that makes any difference?

Almost a good effort, no money though, even charity. It's just for fun, got the tickets for nothing so would not be right.

[anonymous-user]

i'll go dressed up as clarkson

[anonymous-user]

actually that won't work, I think it's how most of PH dress anyway.

[skene]

The episode the winners will be at will probably be one of those episodes where it's just a long film

[cocopop]

Chim said:

Almost a good effort, no money though, even charity. It's just for fun, got the tickets for nothing so would not be right.

Fair enough, worth a shot all the same.

Damn my level of dull-ness!

[marshalla]

In my capacity as the chairman (elect) of the British Piano Preservation Society, I feel I have an obligation to attend so I can complain about the way they keep causing irreparable damage to classic uprights and concert grands by leaving caravans and Marinas in the landing zone.

[Shinobi]

Can I please have two tickets, I have recently won the lottery and decided to spend it all in weapons research for a robotic suit which I may paint red and yellow. Unfortunately for me some guy called Stark has already had this idea and has sued me for every penny I have an I would like to check out the aerodrome to see if I could use it as a secret lair to launch an attack on stark industries.

I also think I should have it because I like jelly babies a lot.

[cocopop]

Ok, one more try... I should get two tickets as drilling for shale gas has just this minute commenced next to my house, so it's only a matter of time before an earthquake hits. Getting tickets would help take my mind of the impending doom.






Y'see, useless!!