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As I walked home from the village a car full of lads drove past me today.
The driver thought it would be a laugh to slow down to about 10mph, lean out of his window, stretch his arm out and shout "four eyed w
ker" with accompanying hand gesture as he cruised past with his mates.
The road I was walking down has a long right hand curve, he managed to drive straight into the only other vehicle (white van) which was parked on the outside of the bend
Now who needs glasses you daft cocksocket
Whats the best piece of instant karma you've ever witnessed?
The driver thought it would be a laugh to slow down to about 10mph, lean out of his window, stretch his arm out and shout "four eyed w
ker" with accompanying hand gesture as he cruised past with his mates. The road I was walking down has a long right hand curve, he managed to drive straight into the only other vehicle (white van) which was parked on the outside of the bend
Now who needs glasses you daft cocksocket
Whats the best piece of instant karma you've ever witnessed?
Edited by real4star on Tuesday 18th December 13:27
When I had just started driving some guy in a silver 911 went past me driving like an absolute tool. Driving erratically in a built up area in the wet.
Me and my mate both commented on his shoddy driving, about 2 mins later we drove past him with his car in a lamp-post after losing it on a wet roundabout, he was standing next to the car looking bemused. We both had a good chuckle as we drove past.
Me and my mate both commented on his shoddy driving, about 2 mins later we drove past him with his car in a lamp-post after losing it on a wet roundabout, he was standing next to the car looking bemused. We both had a good chuckle as we drove past.
Very similar tale... back in the summer I was out for a ride on my bike, just coming through a tiny village (Parkmill in Gower) and a car full of tossers slow down, give a swerve towards me, shout abuse, throw a cd at me and drive off laughing. Not too bothered to be honest... But, around the next corner, they had driven up the back of a Volvo estate that had stopped for traffic and the owner was tearing a strip off them. karma in action.
1998 and I had just bought my first brand new car, a 1.1 Saxo, and at 18 I couldn't have been more pleased.
My Dad and I in it on a duel carriageway I was doing about 60mph as I was 'running it in'. Pulled into the righthand lane to allow 3 or 4 cars join, and this Golf GTI appears behind me, he must have been doing 120ish the speed he caught me up. I stuck to my speed, finished over taking the cars and went to move back over...
Not quick enough for mr GTI, before I had chance he was hooning up the inside lane, giving it the coffee beans.
Anyway, 20mins later, who should we come across up the enbankment on their roof???
We stopped to 'see if he was alright', happily though the police arrived at about the same time and my Dad was only to happy to fill in the gaps regarding how he was driving right before the accident.
My Dad and I in it on a duel carriageway I was doing about 60mph as I was 'running it in'. Pulled into the righthand lane to allow 3 or 4 cars join, and this Golf GTI appears behind me, he must have been doing 120ish the speed he caught me up. I stuck to my speed, finished over taking the cars and went to move back over...
Not quick enough for mr GTI, before I had chance he was hooning up the inside lane, giving it the coffee beans.
Anyway, 20mins later, who should we come across up the enbankment on their roof???
We stopped to 'see if he was alright', happily though the police arrived at about the same time and my Dad was only to happy to fill in the gaps regarding how he was driving right before the accident.
I got overtaken at speed by a Renault A610 Turbo when in my Manta, he was driving like a bit of a tool but not too bad, he went the same way as I was going an I tried to keep up half heartedly but it was a bit moist and cold and I wasnt in the mood, I round the bend and see headlamps pointing skyward, he had managed to lose it and put it in a field, I stopped to ask him if he was ok and he was trying to dial his mobile (rare back then) and he told me to fk Off, so I did.
k Off, so I did.
Remember when i first passed my test and ventured out in a car by myself.
Was negotiating the flyovers in birmingham and was scared stiff so must have been driving slow.
A motorbike zoomed up behind me and started weaving around - obviously impatient (and looking back i'd be the same!).
Anyhow as the road opened into two lanes again he floored past me - he was looking back glaring at me and then pulled in front of me to slow me down and gave me the bird and flew of into the distance (by this time i was wondering wtf i didn't listen to my dad who told me not to go out yet by myself in the car).
Anyhow about 30 seconds after i approach a roundabout and notice that a motorbike is on the floor at around 9 o'clock And the motor cyclist was sprawled out at around 3 o'clock a good 15-20 meters awa from his bike - initially i cracked up and thought that's karma and he saw me laughing at him...however within about a minute i thought about the guy and hoped he was alright !!!
Was negotiating the flyovers in birmingham and was scared stiff so must have been driving slow.
A motorbike zoomed up behind me and started weaving around - obviously impatient (and looking back i'd be the same!).
Anyhow as the road opened into two lanes again he floored past me - he was looking back glaring at me and then pulled in front of me to slow me down and gave me the bird and flew of into the distance (by this time i was wondering wtf i didn't listen to my dad who told me not to go out yet by myself in the car).
Anyhow about 30 seconds after i approach a roundabout and notice that a motorbike is on the floor at around 9 o'clock And the motor cyclist was sprawled out at around 3 o'clock a good 15-20 meters awa from his bike - initially i cracked up and thought that's karma and he saw me laughing at him...however within about a minute i thought about the guy and hoped he was alright !!!
I was crossing Oxford Street at Oxford Circus, green man on the crossing and loads of people crossing when some twunt on a Honda step through learning the knowledge jumps the lights whilst studying his clipboard.
I jumped out of the way, he missed me by inches. I shouted some abuse at him, he turned around to return the favour and rode straight into the back of the stationary cab in front.
Not the best of starts to his cabbie career, and made no better for him when I congratulated him and the cabbie got out to tear a strip off him.
I jumped out of the way, he missed me by inches. I shouted some abuse at him, he turned around to return the favour and rode straight into the back of the stationary cab in front.
Not the best of starts to his cabbie career, and made no better for him when I congratulated him and the cabbie got out to tear a strip off him.
Driving in a bus lane in London, at a time cars are allowed to use it. I saw that the 2 lanes merged ahead and indicated to pull out. Woman next to me was determined not to let me in, and closed the gap right up to the car in front of her. Said car had to brake and she slammed into the back of it. I proceeded on with a cheery wave.
Driving my boss's company Granada 2.9i (before speed cameras so we never drove it slowly!) so doing numerous leptons and still had a car tailgating us on dual carriageway, so pulled into lane 1 as soon as possible and let him go.
2 miles later passed him embedded in the back of another car.
Felt sorry for the guy he hit though.
2 miles later passed him embedded in the back of another car.
Felt sorry for the guy he hit though.
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