Lets `ave ya then!

[towman]

Right. I`ve had a crap day.

Car wouldn`t start so got to work late.

Got issued a crap truck. Got grief at the delivery point.

Heater stuck on full hot all night.

car wouldn`t start to come home again.

And the farkin dog has eaten my farkin dinner !!!.

So lets have your truck whinges. When I get out of bed at lunchtime I will need a good laugh!

Steve

[8Pack]

Seems like a NORMAL day to me Steve, What's your problem?

[Streetcop]

Just for you Steve...



Street

[turbobloke]

towman said:

Right. I`ve had a crap day.

Me too, had to work through the night to meet a client deadline as I spent most of yesterday out in the good weather

towman said:

Car wouldn`t start so got to work late

At least so far, Smarmy Spice and the Sultans of Spin may tax you til the pips squeak, but you can still own and drive a car. A broken one can be fixed. Soon Tiny Bliar will have us all cycling to work in local labour monopoly state run factories fuelled by bioreactors fed on recycled yoghurt, wearing grey tunics with a red rose on the tit pocket. You'll miss trucking.

towman said:

Got issued a crap truck.

Not your truck

towman said:

Got grief at the delivery point.

See I told you other people have bad days

towman said:

Heater stuck on full hot all night.

Cold temperatures cause shrinkage.

towman said:

Car wouldn`t start to come home again

But you got home OK and now you're PHing again

towman said:

And the farkin dog has eaten my farkin dinner !!!

I'd suggest putting some sulphur powder on fido's next meal, but it's your dog so don't go there

Edited to add stuff and support Street's remedy


>> Edited by turbobloke on Wednesday 8th September 09:17

[pzero64]

Lion Barn industrial estate, Needham Market:

Bacon, egg, sausage, burger, mushrooms and onions. Red and brown sauce (hold the butter, I’m trying to cut down). All served in a f**k off big bap. Could be a two-serviette job.

Maybe have the Yorkie for afties.

[BliarOut]

I hear they are looking for train drivers at the moment

[bryan35]

street cop,

I'm interested now. Why is it, that whatever subject ANYONE mentions, you have a photo related to it?

Do you have a personal library of photographs?

[mcflurry]

bryan35 said:

Do you have a personal library of photographs?

I reckon he is a googler ooo:

[Fat Audi 80]

Well, I have to confess to a mild bout of road rage this morning and only 5 mins into my journey. I spotted the now usual "elephant Racing" on the A34 and decided to give the driver of the elephant in the inside lane a piece of my horn when he would not lift off or dab the brake to let the other elephant pass resulting in everyone being held up for at least 2 mins and 2 miles. I was 1min 35 seconds late for work this morning as consequence. F'ing lorries.

Same sh1t different day......

[IOLAIRE]

Fat Audi 80 said:

Well, I have to confess to a mild bout of road rage this morning and only 5 mins into my journey. I spotted the now usual "elephant Racing" on the A34 and decided to give the driver of the elephant in the inside lane a piece of my horn when he would not lift off or dab the brake to let the other elephant pass resulting in everyone being held up for at least 2 mins and 2 miles. I was 1min 35 seconds late for work this morning as consequence. F'ing lorries. Same sh1t different day......

Can I assume these guys were on a trunk road?

[towman]

Fat Audi 80 said:

Well, I have to confess to a mild bout of road rage this morning and only 5 mins into my journey. I spotted the now usual "elephant Racing" on the A34 and decided to give the driver of the elephant in the inside lane a piece of my horn when he would not lift off or dab the brake to let the other elephant pass resulting in everyone being held up for at least 2 mins and 2 miles. I was 1min 35 seconds late for work this morning as consequence. F'ing lorries. Same sh1t different day......

< Starts to chant: I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, Hari Krishna

[Fat Audi 80]

ING lorries out my way you slow

Always in my way, slowing me down....

*sighs* It's no use he's heard it ALL before....

[deeen]

towman said:

Fat Audi 80 said: Well, I have to confess to a mild bout of road rage this morning and only 5 mins into my journey. I spotted the now usual "elephant Racing" on the A34 and decided to give the driver of the elephant in the inside lane a piece of my horn when he would not lift off or dab the brake to let the other elephant pass resulting in everyone being held up for at least 2 mins and 2 miles. I was 1min 35 seconds late for work this morning as consequence. F'ing lorries. Same sh1t different day...... < Starts to chant: I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, I will not be drawn, Hari Krishna

Hi Towman. But will you be photographed?

[towman]

deeen said:

Hi Towman. But will you be photographed?

Want something for the dartboard eh?