MINI Paceman WTF?
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Gaspode

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4,167 posts

226 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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I have just seem some pictures of the new MINI Paceman. Now, I fully accept that as an old fart who likes Morgans and traditional Minis. I can't be expected to 'get' new car styling, but surely this Paceman is just friggin' awful isn't it? I thought that MINI had hit an all-time low with the Countryman, but this is even worse to my eyes.

Will someone please explain to me what this styling is supposed to communicate?

Pints

18,451 posts

224 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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I've seen worse.

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

186 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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I kind of like the side profile. Better than the Mini Coupe.

Pints

18,451 posts

224 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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GroundEffect said:
I kind of like the side profile. Better than the Mini Coupe.
I think I agree. The least attractive part of the Paceman is probably the headlights - too bulbous.

vixen1700

29,124 posts

300 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Had to look it up as I hadn't heard of it before.

Shaw Tarse

31,893 posts

233 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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vixen1700 said:


Had to look it up as I hadn't heard of it before.
Story here

budgie smuggler

6,065 posts

189 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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It's lucky they've made it a 2 door, otherwise it'd look poo.

Edit: sarcasm aside, 215 BHP from a 1.6 engine seems fairly impressive.

Edited by budgie smuggler on Friday 21st December 13:06

kambites

71,548 posts

251 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Reminds me of the Evoque in a way, which is not a good thing.

okie592

2,711 posts

197 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Pints said:


I've seen worse.
exactly whats so bad about that? i like it

Hoofy

80,084 posts

312 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Better looking than the ryman.

Herbs

5,128 posts

259 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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vixen1700 said:


Had to look it up as I hadn't heard of it before.
Its a Mini Evoque (excuse the pun hehe )

arfur sleep

1,166 posts

249 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Far better looking that the abomination that is the Coupe.

Far better looking than the Countryman which proves that you can't polish a turd but you can stick a MINI badge on it.

Pointless derivative of an otherwise good car.

It'll sell loads.

Mastodon2

14,333 posts

195 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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I've seen worse, but not much worse.

Godalmighty83

417 posts

284 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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It has a fish face.

PhillipM

6,563 posts

219 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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If that had just come out as a new car, with no MINI before it, people would be laughing at it for thinking it was a cheap chinese hash up attempt at a decent hatch.

It's godawful. It's just a fat lump of playdough with chrome bits thrown at it.

EDLT

15,421 posts

236 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Godalmighty83 said:
It has a fish face.
Like every other BMW.

FourWheelDrift

92,323 posts

314 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Don't like it, never have and that's not because I am a fan of the old Mini, never had one and never want one. I just have no idea how it can use the name Mini, it's not Mini in any sense of the word. Unless it's Mini compared to a Pacific Island.



EDLT

15,421 posts

236 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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FourWheelDrift said:
Don't like it, never have and that's not because I am a fan of the old Mini, never had one and never want one. I just have no idea how it can use the name Mini, it's not Mini in any sense of the word. Unless it's Mini compared to a Pacific Island.


A Dodge Viper isn't particularly good at avoiding snakes.

tinkertaylor

566 posts

172 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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Pints said:


I've seen worse.
I said before I like the look of these a lot biggrin

People need to get over the fact it's called a Mini...honestly who cares...?

Also this picture shows they've stayed pretty loyal to the Mini look...


RobCrezz

7,892 posts

238 months

Friday 21st December 2012
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EDLT said:
A Dodge Viper isn't particularly good at avoiding snakes.
laugh