Rotting on the forecourt
Rotting on the forecourt
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swisstoni

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23,880 posts

308 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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I have been scanning the online classifieds on a daily basis for the last 6 months hoping to find the right Chimaera to replace my old one.

There must be at least 5 Chims I can think of that have remained unsold for that entire period - all overpriced dealer examples.

It makes me wonder what they are hoping to achieve - can they really be waiting for some berk to walk in who hasn't done their homework? Wouldn't it be better to get some turnover going and perhaps attract new TVR buyers to the fold who are too scared to buy private?

They could be the new TVR buyers of tomorrow

M@H

11,298 posts

301 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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Shh... if the Maindealers all dropped their 2nd hand prices then the private market would side at the same time. Ultimately there will always be some "berks" who wouldn't dream of buying private because of the risk, and still pay the premium of the dealership support in buying off the forecourt.

Cheers
Matt

>> Edited by M@H on Wednesday 8th September 14:41

FourWheelDrift

92,234 posts

313 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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I'm sure Swiss a man of your car sales talents could easily shift them, I mean, isn't selling a car very much like making love to a beautiful woman?

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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Chances are they are not actually owned by the dealership and the price is dictated by the owner.

I've seen this with some North London Porsche dealers where they effectively charge storage and slap a price tag determined by the owner on the wagon.

Owners are often unealistic but as long as they pay storage then the forcourt isn't too worried.

N17 TVR

2,937 posts

300 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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FourWheelDrift said:
I'm sure Swiss a man of your car sales talents could easily shift them, I mean, isn't selling a car very much like making love to a beautiful woman?


It's all about Todger size.......

FourWheelDrift

92,234 posts

313 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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FourWheelDrift in 2003 said:


Watch me Paul. Learn from me. I could teach you everything there is to know about this business. These aren't cars were selling here - they're dreams.
And to know about cars, to know about dreams, you have to know about women.

A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films, and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When your selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you're making love to her. You have to seduce her. And when she buys, that's the big "O". Orgasm Central. A multiple orgasm would be... if she
bought lots of cars.

But when you're selling a car to a man, it all comes down to who's got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But - in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, "I've got the biggest todger in the world."

But it's not as big as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine.


swisstoni

Original Poster:

23,880 posts

308 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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FourWheelDrift said:
I mean, isn't selling a car very much like making love to a beautiful woman?


Only there's less haggling...

Nicholas Blair

4,111 posts

313 months

Wednesday 8th September 2004
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I've often thought this too.

One dealer in particular has had an example on sale for I would think must be close on 1 year.

Surely you would have thought they'd have the savvy to drop the price and get rid of it ?

Why do they do this ?