mobile chip van

[Blackpuddin]

Glaswegian bloke selling his chip van -
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-TRANSIT-MOBILE-FISH...
which is a funny idea in the first place (what happens to the hot oil when you're piling round a corner en route to your next pitch?) but the best bit is the ad. It's written in Glasgae phonetic.
Questions from ebayers is worth a look, the last one in particular which is asking for a buy it now price.

[GTIR]

So what you saying, all Scots eat fried food?

There's plenty of chippy vans for sale in England.

Racist.

[ApexJimi]

Blackpuddin said:

but the best bit is the ad. It's written in Glasgae phonetic.

Firstly, if you wish to use slang, it's "Glesgae" or "Glesga" - not Glasgae.

Secondly, the language in which that advert is written is absolutely nothing at all like Glaswegian vernacular.

Thirdly, I'd imagine the oil is stored and used in a sealed unit of some description. It's not rocket science.

Edited by ApexJimi on Saturday 22 December 22:55

[PD9]

Awayanbileyerheid.

[nessiemac]

PD9 said:

Awayanbileyerheid.

Surely that should be "awaanbileyerheid"

[MX7]

Blackpuddin said:

Glaswegian bloke selling his chip van -
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-TRANSIT-MOBILE-FISH...
which is a funny idea in the first place (what happens to the hot oil when you're piling round a corner en route to your next pitch?) but the best bit is the ad. It's written in Glasgae phonetic.
Questions from ebayers is worth a look, the last one in particular which is asking for a buy it now price.

You've never seen a fish and chip van?

[Blackpuddin]

MX7 said:

You've never seen a fish and chip van?

Expect I must have at some point in my life, not many though. The bin answer made me smile.

[SV8Predator]

Blackpuddin said:

Glaswegian bloke selling his chip van -
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-TRANSIT-MOBILE-FISH...
which is a funny idea in the first place (what happens to the hot oil when you're piling round a corner en route to your next pitch?) but the best bit is the ad. It's written in Glasgae phonetic.
Questions from ebayers is worth a look, the last one in particular which is asking for a buy it now price.

Don't really understand the reason for this post.

The chap's selling a mobile food van, so what?

<<<It's written in Glasgae phonetic>>>

What's that meant to mean? It's simply written by someone who cannot spell. There's no Glasgow slang or patois at all? Glasgae? fk me.