The Audi bashing thread
The Audi bashing thread
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sday12

Original Poster:

5,067 posts

241 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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Just watching the Audi Ugly Duckling advert, and it seems to be true in reverse for me.

They used to produce such desirable models (UR Quattro, 100, 200)

Now each one I see looks identical in white, with massive alloys, just a different configuration, compact, whale, SUV, like washing machines.

The last one I drove, a A4 2.0 TDi was the most uninvolving experience I think I've ever had in a car.

I've owned Audis and held them in high regard,
The brand is taking a bashing and the styling has all gone a bit bling IMHO.

sandman77

3,395 posts

168 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I think the Audi S5 is one of the best looking cars on the road today. Looks like a proper muscle car. I also quite like the look of the A1. The mk1 tt is a design classic.

Can't think of any reason to bash the brand at the moment.

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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Love the A8, new A6 looks great, and the R8, wow...

OP, there are other colours...

David87

7,031 posts

242 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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sday12 said:
Stuff
Yeah, look at how bad their sales figures are.

Oh.

TSpark

11 posts

178 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I can see his point. For the most part the generic Audi's on the road.

There are two local to me. One an A3 another A4, both white. Both black wheels, both black roof, both black wingmirrors, both the newer shaped ones.

When I see one, as much as I try to see which model it is I cant via the wingmirrors at all.

Normally wait until I turn off or they do to see if one has a boot on the back!

However, this seems no different to any other car make now.

Fubar1977

919 posts

170 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I`m not a huge modern Audi fan, I prefer their older stuff where it seemed to be about hewn from granite build quality rather than image.
Not saying their badly built now but it doesn`t seem to be their main concern anymore.

Nice cars but I can always seem to find something else I`d rather be driving.

Can`t see this thread ending well though OP, lots of Audi fans on PH wink

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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As you say, one has a boot. Pretty fundamental difference...

Mastodon2

14,333 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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They've made some nice cars in the past, I still like the current, soon to be replaced RS6, the D2 A8 and S8 were brilliant cars. It is sad that these days, for 90% of their customers, owning an Audi is about status, getting a bog spec diesel and driving it like they've got something to prove, rather than owning a car because its a car they actually like.

KB_S1

5,967 posts

259 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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A1, A5 and R8 look great. Others just look like cars.
A colleague has an A1 and it seems to be fine from passenger seat, everything is solid and it is fairly comfortable.

A mate has the previous model RS4 Avant. That is great. He reckons it has better ride quality than the S-Line A4 tdi he swapped it for.

A lot of them seem to be very badly driven around here, especially diesel Q7s.

kambites

71,550 posts

251 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I'm not a fan of the way Audis tend to drive, but to my eye they make just about the best looking mainstream cars on the market at the moment.

Sharted

3,161 posts

173 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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Multitronic

Crap

MidnightRunner

22 posts

167 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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When you are learning to drive and you're made to hold a plate in thin air and turn it using 'correct' movement....that is what Audi's feel like to drive.

Saying that, i've not driven any RSs, but certainly the low end stuff is dull as heck. Even Hyundai's are more entertaining.

busta

4,504 posts

263 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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Mastodon2 said:
They've made some nice cars in the past, I still like the current, soon to be replaced RS6, the D2 A8 and S8 were brilliant cars. It is sad that these days, for 90% of their customers, owning an Audi is about status, getting a bog spec diesel and driving it like they've got something to prove, rather than owning a car because its a car they actually like.
This is the biggest thing that puts me off an Audi. However good they may or may not be as a car, the image they now give off is not one I wish to be part of.

As someone in my mid twenties, the only cars a certain group of my peers want to drive are A3s and Golfs. They are somehow blinkered to seeing just 5% of the car market. I find it rather sad.

GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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My S4 looks like any other rep Audi.
That's why I like it. (Especially with the "2.0TDI" badge I've added)

They're dull looking. sleep

Crafty_

14,157 posts

230 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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David87 said:
Yeah, look at how bad their sales figures are.

Oh.
Mastodon2 said:
They've made some nice cars in the past, I still like the current, soon to be replaced RS6, the D2 A8 and S8 were brilliant cars. It is sad that these days, for 90% of their customers, owning an Audi is about status, getting a bog spec diesel and driving it like they've got something to prove, rather than owning a car because its a car they actually like.
These two things are related.

Noesph

1,178 posts

179 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I don't really mind audi, they make some quite nice cars. It more if there is someone an inch away from my back bumper, 80% of the time a rep in a audi. (Nearly 100% a german car though, never been tail-gated by a saab or renault for example) But I think this is mainly because there are so many of them on the roads around here (I.e, higher number of cars, therefore more likely to meet an idiot in said car) there are far more audi's than fords, vauxhalls, PSA etc around here.

So, not Audi, Audi drivers, which there are more of.

Edited by Noesph on Sunday 23 December 12:32

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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Careful everyone, you're only one step away from someone accusing you all of copying Clarkson in your criticisms.

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 23 December 12:51

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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For sure if you want to talk about image, then Audi are a victim of their own success. They've built up a massively desirable brand, so unsurprisingly, people desire them.

But that's no different to where BMW and Mercedes have been in the past (BMW especially).

Does that make them bad cars? Only if "image" is the over-riding factor in whether or not you like a car (so yes then for an ever increasing number of people on PH these days who seem so hard of thinking that they have to form their views based entirely on the teachings of Top Gear...)

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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DrTre said:
Careful everyone, you're only one step away from some high functioning moron with no imagination (no pun intended on an Audi thread) accusing you all of copying Clarkson in your criticisms.
scratchchin

Avantus

14 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd December 2012
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I'm sort of against the +20 model range that they are producing. An estate, cabriolet, and SUV version of every model isn't needed. And why so much S/RS models. The exclusivity is gone I'm afraid. The top days
were indeed the quattro, 100/200, D2, the first RS's, ... might just be a nostalgic feeling, but I'll stick
to that era for now, and certainly will never sell my RS2 for one of the newer less soulfull bits.