I really am a saddo

[Chilliman]

My daughters Christmas present arrived in the post this morning, I bought it from the PH shop. It's a tee shirt, and on the front it says 'My Dads Car Is Faster Than Your Dads Car'

She had her 40th birthday at the beginning of December.

[dhf]

Like it !

[rigga]

I agree with the thread title ......

[Bassfiend]

Is she single?

Merry xmas!

[JPW231]

Very good

[Chimaeraman]

Wish I had thought of that. Have a good one all.

[Sardonicus]

Bassfiend said:

Is she single?

Merry xmas!

If she isn't she soon will be walking around with that on still she can always use it for removing hot items out of the oven

[Alun Ivor]

Fantastic, brilliant, I'm off to find a printer, merry x mas to one and all, got a thousand things to do but really just want to fix my drivers door, lol.

[portzi]

Bassfiend said:

Is she single?

Merry xmas!

lf your daughter marrys me there would be 2 chimaera's in the family

merry Christmas

[jojackson4]

Nice

[fast eddys]

Nice one.

I saw those lately and considered one of those for my 5yr old boy.

[Quietlybonkers]

Alun Ivor said:

Fantastic, brilliant, I'm off to find a printer, merry x mas to one and all, got a thousand things to do but really just want to fix my drivers door, lol.

Strange......the drivers for my printer don't ave a door.

[Bassfiend]

portzi said:

Bassfiend said:

Is she single?

Merry xmas!

lf your daughter marrys me there would be 2 chimaera's in the family

merry Christmas

Point of order!

He could palm her off on any of us and there'd be 2 Chimaera (plural of Chimaera is Chimaera IMO) in the family ... and of course we'd be able to keep his regularly excercised when he's away on the rigs.

So - that seems to be just sensible then... Chilli?

[Quietlybonkers]

I'm nearest......but happily married. Seems to me that the best deal is to share. You single guys look after the daughter and I will take second place and give the car the occasional run. After all, I have overtaken it on the A47 before now, so it shouldn't be too much of a handful for me.

[Bassfiend]

I'm sure she'd love to know how we're discussing her future...

[Quietlybonkers]

You might be......I am more interested in the Chilli Superleggerachimaera.

[Bassfiend]

Superlegoverinachimaera?

[Quietlybonkers]

Bassfiend said:

Superlegoverinachimaera?

[portzi]

Quietlybonkers said:

have you tried getting it on with a lady in the chim, bloody impossible unless your David copperfield

mark

[Quietlybonkers]

portzi said:

Quietlybonkers said:

have you tried getting it on with a lady in the chim, bloody impossible unless your David copperfield

mark

Yet again, you need the roof off.........