Bumping Uglies - The Red Car Diaries

[Dusty964]

I have now seen and read it all.

[ruff'n'smov]

XplusYplusZ said:

One evening, my girlfriend and I were hauling ass down a local autobahn to Berlin, when the inevitable 'pee stop' request came in. I refused. So she stripped down to her girppers and announced that i wasnt allowed to look or touch unless i pulled into a services.. Knowing she was full of pee, I managed to hold off for a couple of pit-stops, and amused myself with slowing down next to truck drivers for a while. BUT, to her credit, she held out, and I eventually pulled in to the middle of a brightly light petrol station and smirked as she flapped around trying to find her dress.

The next off-ramp, post-pee, we got down to it in the car. However, drivers seats in modern vehicles offer their fair share of dangers. This particular eve, mid-straddle, the good lady managed to click the telephone button which, if you're a bmw driver you will know, instantly connects you to the last dialled number... We phoned my boss!

So, anybody have any heroic moments you wish to share!? (there's a fine line between humour and smut... but we don't care!)

really do you have to americanise shameful.

[rohrl]

The nostalgically reminiscent writing style has got me wondering whether this is an alter ego of Derek's for bongo mag stories?

[Wulluff]

ruff'n'smov said:

XplusYplusZ said:

One evening, my girlfriend and I were hauling ass down a local autobahn to Berlin, when the inevitable 'pee stop' request came in. I refused. So she stripped down to her girppers and announced that i wasnt allowed to look or touch unless i pulled into a services.. Knowing she was full of pee, I managed to hold off for a couple of pit-stops, and amused myself with slowing down next to truck drivers for a while. BUT, to her credit, she held out, and I eventually pulled in to the middle of a brightly light petrol station and smirked as she flapped around trying to find her dress.

The next off-ramp, post-pee, we got down to it in the car. However, drivers seats in modern vehicles offer their fair share of dangers. This particular eve, mid-straddle, the good lady managed to click the telephone button which, if you're a bmw driver you will know, instantly connects you to the last dialled number... We phoned my boss!

So, anybody have any heroic moments you wish to share!? (there's a fine line between humour and smut... but we don't care!)

really do you have to americanise shameful.

Beaten to it

[rohrl]

XplusYplusZ said:

hahaha - there, satisfied!? Now come on you wimps, lets hear it.

I once performed cumulonimbus on a very attractive young lady in a Peugeot 405. If you want all the juicy details they're as follows: It was a 1.6 petrol saloon, '90 on a 'G' in gold with beige interior and three servicable brake calipers.

[XplusYplusZ]

rohrl said:

I once performed cumulonimbus on a very attractive young lady in a Peugeot 405. If you want all the juicy details they're as follows: It was a 1.6 petrol saloon, '90 on a 'G' in gold with beige interior and three servicable brake calipers.

hahaha

[Mr2Mike]

XplusYplusZ said:

c'mon, we all do more than just drive in our cars..

True enough. Sometimes I sit and eat my lunch in mine. Other times I can be found upside down with my legs in the air - whilst repairing something under the dashboard.

[Eighteeteewhy]

MX-5

[vx220]

Eighteeteewhy said:

MX-5

Bit drunk, this cracked me up!