Astronaut wanted

[mickk]

Apply within..

https://www.lynxapollo.com/Space.Academy

[Simpo Two]

Hmm, seems to be more about aftershave.


'Hi, I've just won your competition and qualified as the astronaut! Where's the spacerocket you promised?'

'Ah, er, well it was just a game. Sorry, no rocket. But you can have a free can of Lynx if you want'.

'Aftershave? But...'

'Yes, it was going to be a toy meerkat but someone beat us to it. Now beat it sonny'.