Canine Fecal Aerial Presentation (fully bagged)

Canine Fecal Aerial Presentation (fully bagged)

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Gorvid

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22,233 posts

226 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Hello.

Why is it that...

Some people go to the trouble of neatly collecting the steaming bottom waste from their own dog's anus, only to then hang it on a tree, gatepost or other similar edifice, in order that it can hang there for eternity like a foul-smelling, monumental spectacle of irreverently entombed anal faeces?

What is the mentality that causes someone to consider that leaving their pet's Nutella-esque parcel in public view would be unacceptable, yet at the same time seems to think that scraping it off the floor and hanging it in a tree, like some kind of poo-based bauble... a pauble, is somehow OK?

Or are the dogs doing this themselves?



Bye.

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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It's amazing isn't it, absolutely disgusting dog owners.

There's a lane behind my house where some filthy swine has hung half a dozen bags of 'barkers eggs', I wish that I could catch them at it, as i'd empty the whole stinking mess over their socially inadequate heads.


Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

189 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Dog st is chemical warfare.

The most vile substance known to man.

Rushmore

1,223 posts

143 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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How is this game that people of, well, ethnic background play? You know, hitting the stuffed chicken with a stick, blindfolded? Maybe it is an invitation to try the poo-based variant?

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

189 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Rushmore said:
How is this game that people of, well, ethnic background play? You know, hitting the stuffed chicken with a stick, blindfolded? Maybe it is an invitation to try the poo-based variant?
Poo-Piniata...

PinkRinse

365 posts

170 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Yep I see a lot of this where I live as well and it just baffles me. Mind you, when I was cycling down a particular favourite track and dodging said poo bags, I wondered when I last saw a poo bin? I wouldnt like holding on to a bag of my dog's still warm poop until I got to the next bin (if at all) which is why I think a lot of owners bag it up and then leave it. Perhaps if there were a few more bins sprinkled about the place or put in ... err.. dumping hotspots (arf) this wouldnt be such a problem?

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

263 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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^^^^^ keep finding dumped green dog poop bags used and tied discarded around the local lanes.? fk me if you've gone as far as scooping it up just take it to the bin.

Dirty towie wannabe feckers.

Countdown

40,010 posts

197 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Consider yourself lucky they're bagging it.

I tend to see "the usual suspects" taking their little darlings "for a walk" at 6am most days, encouraging them to cr@p on public footpaths safe on the knowledge that very feweople are around.

Disgusting bds

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Life Saab Itch said:
Rushmore said:
How is this game that people of, well, ethnic background play? You know, hitting the stuffed chicken with a stick, blindfolded? Maybe it is an invitation to try the poo-based variant?
Poo-Piniata...
Pooniata.

croyde

23,008 posts

231 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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I live in SW London and every morning on the 10 minute walk to the kid's school there is dog poo on the pavement in exactly the same locations. Lots of it.

It's like a foul smelling version of some video game as I spot it (I tend to remember the various drop zones) and have to steer the kids around it. I live in a well to do area so it's obvious that it is dog walkers who couldn't care less even though there are two primary schools and young kids everywhere.

Even more worrying is that since Christmas there are added drop zones hurl

I never see dogs walking around on their own.

The_Burg

4,846 posts

215 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Part guilty here i guess, if the dogs poop at start of walk i'll bag it and collect it on the way back rather than cart it round for an hour.

I'm sure many others do the same.

Though others are just scummers. As for fecal chemical war fare think you'll find cat crap is far worse and i've never seen any of their 'owners' collect it!

Gorvid

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22,233 posts

226 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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The_Burg said:
Part guilty here i guess, if the dogs poop at start of walk i'll bag it and collect it on the way back rather than cart it round for an hour.
Yes, but up in the trees!?

hehe

Cuthbert

27,072 posts

184 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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I just pop the bag in my pocket(: ............keeps my hands warm.