Disaster hits Essex
Discussion
>ESSEX EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
>A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale
>hit in the early hours of Monday 24th May 2004. Epicentre: Basildon,
>Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering "faaackin ell"
>...
>
>The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
>damage.
>Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
>Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars
>were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
>
>Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
>confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
>something interesting had happened in Basildon.
>
>One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
>such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
>crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all.
>I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."
>
>Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as
>normal.The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
>Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.
>
>Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
>quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery
>from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
>
>
>HOW CAN YOU HELP?
>
>This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those
>unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
>sought after, items most needed include:
>
>Fila or Burberry baseball caps
>
>Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
>
>Shell suits (female)
>
>White sport socks
>
>Rockport boots
>
>Any other items usually sold in Primark.
>
>Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
>
>Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals Tins of baked beans, Ice cream,
>Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
>
>22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
>
>£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9
>
>£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
>affected.
>
>**Breaking news**
>
>Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in Claret -
>'where are you bleeding from?' they asked -
>"ROMFORD" said the girl, "woss that got to do with it?"
>A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale
>hit in the early hours of Monday 24th May 2004. Epicentre: Basildon,
>Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering "faaackin ell"
>...
>
>The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
>damage.
>Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
>Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars
>were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
>
>Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
>confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
>something interesting had happened in Basildon.
>
>One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
>such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
>crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all.
>I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."
>
>Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as
>normal.The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
>Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.
>
>Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
>quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery
>from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
>
>
>HOW CAN YOU HELP?
>
>This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those
>unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
>sought after, items most needed include:
>
>Fila or Burberry baseball caps
>
>Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
>
>Shell suits (female)
>
>White sport socks
>
>Rockport boots
>
>Any other items usually sold in Primark.
>
>Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
>
>Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals Tins of baked beans, Ice cream,
>Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
>
>22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
>
>£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9
>
>£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
>affected.
>
>**Breaking news**
>
>Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in Claret -
>'where are you bleeding from?' they asked -
>"ROMFORD" said the girl, "woss that got to do with it?"
Ahem.....
...squeezey me.....:cough: .. ..:cough:
I refer you, dear sir, to this thread
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=112455&f=121&h=0
put up by myself on the East Anglia Forum some time previously......
Think you had better get yourself down to a Mid Essex Meet so that we can deal with you in the 'propa' fashion melad.
...//P//
...squeezey me.....:cough: .. ..:cough: I refer you, dear sir, to this thread
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=112455&f=121&h=0
put up by myself on the East Anglia Forum some time previously......
Think you had better get yourself down to a Mid Essex Meet so that we can deal with you in the 'propa' fashion melad.
...//P// yellow peril said:
Ahem.....
I refer you, dear sir, to this thread
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=112455&f=121&h=0
put up by myself on the East Anglia Forum some time previously......
Think you had better get yourself down to a Mid Essex Meet so that we can deal with you in the 'propa' fashion melad.
What did you have in mind YP?
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