old lemon juice

[balders118]

My OH is about to put 4 year out of date lemon juice on her pancake. Will this kill her?

[rehab71]

Nah, get it down you!

[Council Baby]

Only if you've put too much Rohypnol in it.

Do you want it to?


it'll be fine

[sleep envy]

At worst she'll get the sts until her pips squeak.

[DrTre]

sleep envy said:

At worst she'll get the sts until her pips squeak.

Or it'll make her lips purse.

[rumple]

Tell her to mix it with spunk, just to be safe.

[balders118]

Council Baby said:

Only if you've put too much Rohypnol in it.

Do you want it to?


it'll be fine

How much is too much? I use two tablespoons.

[rumple]

This thread is useless without pictures

[Council Baby]

balders118 said:

How much is too much? I use two tablespoons.

That should do it, unless you've been building up her tolerance over years of abuse?

[balders118]

Council Baby said:

That should do it, unless you've been building up her tolerance over years of abuse?

It's generally kept for special occasions like pancake day, easter and bonfire night.

[Slink]

well the general thinking in my household is she will have violent expulsions from her bottom region for a few days.

[balders118]

I'll update in a few days. She says she was fine last year when it was 3 years out of date.

[balders118]

I'll update in a few days. She says she was fine last year when it was 3 years out of date.

[Gretchen]

balders118 said:

I'll update in a few days. She says she was fine last year when it was 3 years out of date.

I was going to ask this.

[Melman Giraffe]

So........



Did it work?

Is she swimming with the fish?

[balders118]

I was just thinking earlier that I should update this thread. She has been fine, not even a hint of being unwell. So my conclusion is that lemon juice is fine to use even if it is four years out of date