Elephant v Rhino.

[rumple]

Which would win if the toughest version of both had a ding dong, don't look on the net , conjecture only please, I'm thinking Elephant, but that Rhino with its low centre of gravity would be hard to move.

[Doofus]

Elephant.

He can stay just out of reach of the Rhino and throw buns.

[GTIR]

Two males then.

I know they're male coz I've got a ding dong too.

[cindychops]

The elephant would just sit on the rhino & squish him.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Nelly. Probably.

[GTIR]

African or Asian?

[rumple]

GTIR said:

African or Asian?

What evers the hardest, is there a Glaswegan Elephant?

[skene]

Surely the rhino, just a quick stab in the gut and the elephant is pretty much stuffed no?

[rumple]

Doofus said:

Elephant.

He can stay just out of reach of the Rhino and throw buns.

If you are arming the Elephant with buns you've really got to give the Rhino an Umbrella do deflect them.

What type of buns by the way?

[Doofus]

rumple said:

If you are arming the Elephant with buns you've really got to give the Rhino an Umbrella do deflect them.

What type of buns by the way?

Currant.

Or Bath.

Sticky. Definitely sticky. With currants.

And to be fair, I wasn't planning on arming the elephant at all. Elephants have buns already. In the same way that ducks have wellies.

[AdiT]

Yeah,got to be sticky buns. There's less chance of them bouncing off before they explode.

[C3BER]

Rhinoceros because a its rhinosohard

[DKL]

We saw a first meeting between elephants and rhinos in a game reserve in SA. I forget which had been there first and the rangers were quite twitchy about what might happen but eles arrived where rhinos were, rhinos looked up and legged it!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The honey badger would take them both on a the same time with one paw tied behind its back.

[Piersman2]

AdiT said:

Yeah,got to be sticky buns. There's less chance of them bouncing off before they explode.

Ahhhh, I see, sticky mine buns.

I was concerned that the buns would stick to the Rhino thus gifting it extra protection; it seemed that the elephant sticky bun assault was doomed to be counterproductive.

But mines! Clever, evolution at work.

[Simpo Two]

Piersman2 said:

But mines! Clever, evolution at work.

Like the sidewinder snake that buries small charges in the desert sand and detonates them by remote control when a prey animal goes past (Alexei Sayle c.1990)

There's a great story by Arthur Clarke where termites make a ray gun and shoot down a space ship. But it made sense when he said it!

[adaptive]

Elephant via Trunk peanut machine gun, saw it on a documentary on Multi Coloured Swap Shop

[GokTweed]

African Bull elephant i think.