Caption Competition

[NaCl]

I'll go first...
"You don't see a Wedge for ages, then 15 turn up at once"

[Conian]

Hello? RAC? ... you're never going to believe this...

[henrycrun]

I knew that Photoshop would come in handy one day

[MarkS1966]

Shhhhhhhhhhh
Don't move and no one will see us

[Wedg1e]

The headlight's connected to the... bootlid
The bootlid's connected to the... steering rack
The steering rack's connected to the.... A-frame
The A-frame's connected to the... rocker cover

Now hear de word of de Lord!

[mrzigazaga]

Scientist's recently discovered a new insect..Its been named as a "Wedgerpeede"..Although some went for a little poo as well...

[beacon]

Pick a wedge, any Wedge, Done it? Okay, now put it back in the pack and I will tell you which one is yours !.................

[beacon]

Excuse me, Can you tell me if Andy Tank lives on this street? Oh he does, many thanks........

[Wedg1e]

La-la-la-la-conga, la-la-la-la-conga, da-da-da-dah, da-da-da-daaaah.....

[mrzigazaga]

Watch them wedgers, They're a "Roofless" bunch!....

[beacon]

Ah look, 15 vintage TVR swirlpots, all still in their original packaging, you'd need a pretty Wedge to afford one of those.....

[UKAuto]

Like Skittles - Experience the Rainbow

[Rockettvr]

Where's Wally ?

[Jack Valiant]

Now get ready for the wedge mexican winky light wave .... ready' steady' turn your lights on!! .......

[wedgeman]

"I see the bar's open then..."

[beacon]

Hi, Can I have 15 Hoodie's to go please,can you wrap them, we won't be wearing them, EVER !!!!!

Edited by beacon on Monday 25th February 20:44

[Act Daft]

Not what I was expecting when I was asked
“Fancy gonna see some topless models”

[beacon]

Explain it to me again, how exactly does this look like a scene from the Italian Job.....?

[jmorgan]

Rumour has it there is a Chim with the roof down, no one believes it so they come for a look see.

[mrzigazaga]

Apparently someone brought a pair of "Brand New" fuego rear lights to the fest for the autojumble..He was subsequently chased for hours by a mob of money weilding maniacs!