Cerys Matthews

[ATTAK Z]

on The One Show tonight playing guitar and trying to sing ... FYI 'Every Breath You Take' starts in G and moves to E minor NOT A and then to E FFS

[GTIR]

She's Welsh you 'tard.

[ATTAK Z]

GTIR said:

She's Welsh you 'tard.

Your comment is much appreciated you f'idiot

[scdan4]

Cerys, Celine, Rhianna.




OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF


May their vocal chords rot in hell

[GTIR]

ATTAK Z said:

GTIR said:

She's Welsh you 'tard.

Your comment is much appreciated you f'idiot

I'm not sure what one of those is but I'm assuming it's cool.

I'm a f'idiot.

[S47]

Cerys's voice - not everyones taste - but for all that it's unmistakable. can't say that for any of the current crop - Adele excepted

[Asterix]

Amongst other things, I've given her a fireman's lift around the Norwich Arts Centre.

[jet_noise]

Dear A,

Asterix said:

Amongst other things, I've given her a fireman's lift around the Norwich Arts Centre.

Are you a "young person" and if so can you describe the argot that is "a fireman's lift"?
You should sell your story to a tabloid

regards,
Jet

[Asterix]

It was a long time ago, back in 97 or 98.

[croyde]

I remember working at Nickelodeon when she was a guest. She was off her face and could barely string a sentence together or keep her eyes open. All the little kids in the audience thought it was very funny.

This was a long time ago btw.

[Justin Cyder]

I remember schlepping up to Camden on a Tuesday night for a spot of banding it up. Me & my mate sat in The Good Mixer leafing through flyers trying to work out who to go & see.

We narrowed it down to two: a band called Betty Serviert who were rumoured to be going places & another bunch called Catatonia (50p in). We went for the first one. This was a week before "Sweet Catatonia" came out.

To make it worse, the other band were awful. The singer who looked & sounded like Jeremy Hardy kept huffing into the mic between songs as if he were suffering for his art. In the end, in the finest traditions of men in flat caps & pints of mild, a voice came over from the back - "Get on with it you wker".

[tdm34]

Justin Cyder said:

I remember schlepping up to Camden on a Tuesday night for a spot of banding it up. Me & my mate sat in The Good Mixer leafing through flyers trying to work out who to go & see.

We narrowed it down to two: a band called Betty Serviert who were rumoured to be going places & another bunch called Catatonia (50p in). We went for the first one. This was a week before "Sweet Catatonia" came out.

To make it worse, the other band were awful. The singer who looked & sounded like Jeremy Hardy kept huffing into the mic between songs as if he were suffering for his art. In the end, in the finest traditions of men in flat caps & pints of mild, a voice came over from the back - "Get on with it you wker".

These are going in the sayings bank.....

men in flat caps & pints of mild,

"Get on with it you wker"

Ta!

[dealmaker]

Total Minger who can't sing.......that is all....

[ATTAK Z]

dealmaker said:

Total Minger who can't sing.......that is all....

No it's not all ... she can't play guitar either and that's the OP's (my) point

[daveydave7]

On a side issue isn't she up for a drenching ?

[V8mate]

dealmaker said:

Total Minger who can't sing.......that is all....

Or DJ.

I love Radio 6Music, but have to turn it off between 10am and midday while Cerys Matthews' programme is on. Ruins an otherwise wonderful week of music.

[Gaspode]

I rather like her...

(but I agree, she's not the world's greatest guitarist)