Scrunch or Fold? The Andrex poll
Scrunch or Fold? The Andrex poll

Poll: Scrunch or Fold? The Andrex poll

Total Members Polled: 134

Scrunch: 23%
Fold: 77%
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Original Poster:

18,451 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th March 2013
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Inspired by the advert. How do you use your TP, loo paper, bog roll or puppy?


Not sure what I'm on about? www​.andrexpuppy.co.uk/

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Original Poster:

18,451 posts

223 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Initial exit-polls indicate we're not as equally divided as the advert would have us believe.

Badvok

1,867 posts

196 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Worst TV advert around right now, who cares how people use toilet roll?!

vx220

2,725 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Was about to start a topic about this!

Never thought about it before, turns out I ROLL!


mikial

1,913 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Dirty habit wiping your stty ahole with paper......wash , always .

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Badvok said:
Worst TV advert around right now, who cares how people use toilet roll?!
And yet, how many other brands of toilet roll are currently being discussed on PH?

I never watch adverts personally, preferring to record everything then press the "jump forward 4 minutes" button, so the rubbish toilet paper ad is managing to expose me to the Andrex brand without me even seeing it, which I suspect would be considered a sign of success by the ad agency.

vx220

2,725 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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mikial said:
Dirty habit wiping your stty ahole with paper......wash , always .
Does following with moist toilet tissue count?

ribenavrs

555 posts

225 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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vx220 said:
Never thought about it before, turns out I ROLL!
?? Explain ??

Have always wondered how I can buy 9 toilet rolls and them all be gone in a week. Turns out on the back of the ad that wife and daughter scrunch. FFS. how can that work?? I cant even contemplate trying to scrunch. It would go all over!!

I fold, 3-4 sheets down to 1 square, 3-4 times and sorted. Nearly every time anyway boxedin

mikial

1,913 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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vx220 said:
mikial said:
Dirty habit wiping your stty ahole with paper......wash , always .
Does following with moist toilet tissue count?
Oh, ok then .










But doesn't it "marble " ?

vx220

2,725 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Marble?


mikial

1,913 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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vx220 said:
Marble?

Using an F1 metaphor, off line the tyres produce marbles , ie small pieces of debris .












Smitters

4,414 posts

186 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Moist all the way. Unbounded luxury the day after a curry. Folded moist, and no marbling - the "official" moist is more like a babies wet-wipe - a sort of fabric. Dipping bog-roll in the loo-water for DIY bargain basement "moist" is not the way forward.

And by the way, is this really what the internet has come to? What happened to good old fashioned pictures of cats and calling people a nazi or the devil?

Liokault

2,837 posts

243 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Smitters said:
Moist all the way. Unbounded luxury the day after a curry. Folded moist, and no marbling - the "official" moist is more like a babies wet-wipe - a sort of fabric. Dipping bog-roll in the loo-water for DIY bargain basement "moist" is not the way forward.

And by the way, is this really what the internet has come to? What happened to good old fashioned pictures of cats and calling people a nazi or the devil?
Hitler folded, hence all folders are nazis.

There you go lol.

vx220

2,725 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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I refuse to imagine Hitler as anything other than a scruncher

Dipping loo roll in the loo water? Are you maaad!? Bleach/toilet cleaner will get you!!!

Smitters

4,414 posts

186 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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vx220 said:
Dipping loo roll in the loo water? Are you maaad!? Bleach/toilet cleaner will get you!!!
Quite. To clarify - I have not tried this. It was my logical thought progression from "moist" and "marbles" or bits rolling off as to how someone might moisten the type of tissue that would then marble. And aside from whatever chemicals might be around, you're dipping the paper you use to clean up with in water you've just abundantly and joyously soiled.

Willy Holloughby

253 posts

172 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Scrunch or Fold?
I personally go for "ejaculate over."

Terminator X

20,450 posts

233 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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It's grim even thinking about it, strange topic for an advert!

TX.

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Original Poster:

18,451 posts

223 months

Wednesday 6th March 2013
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Smitters said:
Moist all the way. Unbounded luxury the day after a curry. Folded moist, and no marbling - the "official" moist is more like a babies wet-wipe - a sort of fabric. Dipping bog-roll in the loo-water for DIY bargain basement "moist" is not the way forward.
Ah yes! That would have been my next topic: Baby wipes - the undiscovered secretbiggrin

Marbling? What the hell are you lot eating to induce marbling?

dirty boy

14,858 posts

238 months

Thursday 7th March 2013
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3 sheet rule.

Vaggingquick

12,549 posts

210 months

Thursday 7th March 2013
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Willy Holloughby said:
Scrunch or Fold?
I personally go for "ejaculate over."
Use a sock...or the curtains like everyone else.