She is away for a week, what should I eat!!!!!

[russy01]

Right as the title suggests my OH is away for a week from next Weds.

This means I can indulge myself (and eat ) with massive plates of meat without getting moaned at.

Looking for some ideas for some mega sized meat feasts.

On the list already (my faves which I'm going to make in mega proportions)

- >22oz steak topped with an inch of caramelised onions (I had a 22oz the other night, so this needs to be bigger)

- Chicken fajitas. Probs looking at 1kg of chicken, pack of wraps, 2-3 onions and 3-4 peppers.

- Spare ribs, I'm hoping for the sun to come out one eve so I can fire the BBQ up.

- Token Kebab


Give me some manly meaty suggestions, I need a menu for the other 4 nights!!

[calibrax]

Get some pork belly to roast... nothing better than a massive slab of crackling and porky goodness.

Something like this...

[russy01]

Not a bad shout, bit of a sucker for decent crackling.

[PiB]

If beef like a steak or a filet, you may as well, if you can be bothered, make a monster portion of hollandaise for dipping the slabs of 'moooo' in.

That's a bit laborious and tricky just as cooking a steak perfectly can be so something even easier but takes more cooking time might be a tray full of massive ox tails. Braise slow and low for a couple hours.

- mash potatoes

- some bangers

A week should be long enough - be sure not to leave any 'residual' clues.

[ambuletz]

Is your OH some kind of vegeatarian or something? Why did you get with her in the first place?

pulled pork, steak and guiness pie, pork crackling, the list is endless. a mixed meat kebab? have a browse through the dirty takeaway thread for naughty things to get.

[craigjm]

calibrax said:

Get some pork belly to roast... nothing better than a massive slab of crackling and porky goodness.

Something like this...

yum

[Pints]

One mahoosive steak and one searing hot pan.

[Elise18S]

Scrag end of neck (lamb!) stewed with pearl barley.

Leave it in the oven for at least 2 hours...

[russy01]

ambuletz said:

Is your OH some kind of vegeatarian or something? Why did you get with her in the first place?

pulled pork, steak and guiness pie, pork crackling, the list is endless. a mixed meat kebab? have a browse through the dirty takeaway thread for naughty things to get.

Veggie, nah don't be silly - that would drive me nuts. It's just that portions and options are tamed slightly when we're both eating a meal!

So whilst she is away I just want to go crazy and have a proper man feast each night.

Dirty takeaway thread is epic, I will collect some menus from around town over the weekend!

[mattdaniels]

Monster burger with all the trimmings and twice cooked chips.

[cheddar]

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[deanobeano]

Being totally non serious for a minute, when looking at the title of your post, my immediate thoughts were...

She is away for a week, what should I eat!!!!!

Minge, lots of minge....

(Apologies if this offends, it was not my intention)

I'll get me coat...

[grumbledoak]

mattdaniels said:

Monster burger with all the trimmings and twice cooked chips.

^^^ That.

Or chicken burgers (butterfly and grill the chicken breasts, with Jamaican chilli sauce, cheese, and mayo). With Ainslie Harriot style oven-baked chips, and onion rings.

[Pferdestarke]

Wednesday - steak and chips with a stilton sauce
Thursday - Bargain bucket with gravy from KFC
Friday - indian takeaway
Saturday - beers with friends and a mixed kebab
Sunday - roast beef dinner
Monday - maybe a salad don't you think
Tuesday - a just eat Chinese with salt and pepper wings and squid, plus your other favourites
Wednesday - a celebratory fish and chip supper to welcome her home

I think you'll put on around 3kg

[Podie]

You should eat food that will make you a legend on the dirty takeaway thread

[extraT]

+1 for pork belly. Get the stripes from tesco's, rub in salt, enjoy your heart attack!

Also, a dirty indian and chinese (insert double-entandra here...and here)

[scary]

Breast of lamb stuffed with two big chunky proper sausages. roll it all up, shake a bit of garlic, rosemary and chilli powder on it, cook and stuff your face. Lovely.

Cheers

MTM

[CoolC]

As mentioned further up, pulled pork.

We occasionally do a wonderfull 24hr cooked one. Covered in garlic and chillie oil, first hour full whack, then on pilot light for 23 hours with the last hour on full whack again.

Just thinking about it now is making my mouth water

[russy01]

mattdaniels said:

Monster burger with all the trimmings and twice cooked chips.

Did a monster burger a little while back!

The burger was 32oz, didn't weigh the bacon. All served in a farmhouse loaf!

[russy01]

deanobeano said:

Being totally non serious for a minute, when looking at the title of your post, my immediate thoughts were...

She is away for a week, what should I eat!!!!!

Minge, lots of minge....

(Apologies if this offends, it was not my intention)

I'll get me coat...

This goes without saying!

Burger and beers to start with, minge for my main, kebab to finish.