Benefits of Porsche ownership

[Old Trout]

[David Hype]

[Old Trout]

Any Alfa owners on here

[Prof Beard]

Hmmmmmm - doesn't Clarkson say that people aren't proper petrol heads unless they've owned an Alfa?

[Prof Beard]

Oddly, my wife was already tall before I bought the Porsche - switching from a Saab didn't make her grow at all

[OggyDJ]

[Zyp]

Surely there should be a sub-section - Boxsters should be in the last category.

[Old Trout]

Prof Beard said:

Hmmmmmm - doesn't Clarkson say that people aren't proper petrol heads unless they've owned an Alfa?

I used to be gay but now I am cured

[Crimp a Length!]

Love it......

[Mayhem911]

I must be bi-sexual then!!

[Trev450]

Very good.

[kingston12]

Zyp said:

Surely there should be a sub-section - Boxsters should be in the last category.

But don't you actually own a Boxster youself?

[Carl_Docklands]

kingston12 said:

Zyp said:

Surely there should be a sub-section - Boxsters should be in the last category.

But don't you actually own a Boxster youself?

Trust me, anyone who has owned a Porsche in "fag white" falls into the same catagory....

[Gouldian]

How depressing! We either get pregnant or obese!!

[Martian O]

I'm a thin man with a Ferrari and a Porsche and can confirm that I don't have 16 or 32 women on the go!

[monamimate]

With a Boxster and a Fiat on my drive, I'd better tell the wife the bad news...

[RankAmateur]

Oh dear.

Then again, all the supercar owners are short little men in your diagram, confirming that you need to be an insecure midget to think a car helps you bed a woman.

[Old Trout]

RankAmateur said:

Oh dear.

Then again, all the supercar owners are short little men in your diagram, confirming that you need to be an insecure midget to think a car helps you bed a woman.

Do you know how tall Victoria's Secrets models are?

[Zyp]

kingston12 said:

Zyp said:

Surely there should be a sub-section - Boxsters should be in the last category.

But don't you actually own a Boxster youself?

I do.

You?

[RankAmateur]

Old Trout said:

Do you know how tall Victoria's Secrets models are?

I do. I'm married to one.