Lunacy on the Motorway
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Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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I was driving on the M40 yesterday afternoon in atrocious conditions. Alternating between torrential rain, then sleet, then hail. At one point we are all driving on approximately 2 inches of slush. There is standing water everywhere for mile after mile.

90% of drivers slow down, doing between 50-70mph (arguably still far too fast for conditions). I am in the outside lane and when we hit the slush I slow down to approximately 40-50 mph.

I look in my rear view and I am being tailgated. I simply cannot believe the thinking that goes into that in those conditions. I figure Darwin will catch up with him/her and pull over as soon as its safe. I then see several cars careering along the outside lane as though its a sunny, cloudless bone dry day.

What can you do with these morons????

Disco You

3,749 posts

211 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Move into the correct lane and let them get on with it?

Also, it is not possible to alternate between any number other than two things.

danjama

5,728 posts

173 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Gradually slow down bit by bit until they get the message? Flash your rear fogs?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Disco You said:
Move into the correct lane and let them get on with it?
yes

danjama said:
Gradually slow down bit by bit until they get the message? Flash your rear fogs?
rofl


TheTurbonator

2,792 posts

182 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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They obviously had winter tyres fitted.

dowahdiddyman

965 posts

242 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Get out of the outside lane as you were obviously travelling slower than other people thought you needed to be, and also by being in the outside lane you we in other people`s opinion going too quick for the conditions.
Just remember though that feeling of smugness when the clown tailgaiting spins out and put`s it up the crass bank, like I had a while a go, 3 series convertable, snow covered outside lane, loads of speed, loads of laughing.

Honestherbert

592 posts

178 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Move out the fast lane and let others who want to drive more progressively get on with it.

Cyder

7,190 posts

251 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Honestherbert said:
Move out the fast lane and let others who want to drive more progressively get on with it.
What's the fast lane?

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

217 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Cyder said:
Honestherbert said:
Move out the fast lane and let others who want to drive more progressively get on with it.
What's the fast lane?
It's a colloquial term for the right-most lane. Can't believe you'd not picked up on that by now. Also called the "outside lane" by some, or given a numerical value, e.g Lane 3, depending on the number of lanes - obviously one needs to know the lane width of the motorway being discussed to use this terminology.

Or have I misunderstood your reason for posting? I don't want it to look like I was just replying to seem cleverer.

Another term for the 'fast lane' would be 'place the Op should get out of if he thinks everyone else in it is going too fast.'

Dimski

2,100 posts

230 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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In his defence, he did say he pulled over where safe.

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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danjama said:
Gradually slow down bit by bit until they get the message? Flash your rear fogs?
Why should I have to try and stop these morons? I just dont understand how anyone could think that doing 70mph in those conditions was anywhere near safe.

drophead

1,056 posts

188 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Cyder said:
Honestherbert said:
Move out the fast lane and let others who want to drive more progressively get on with it.
What's the fast lane?
The one where people go fast on.

danwebster

504 posts

265 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Marty Funkhouser said:
I just dont understand how anyone could think that doing 70mph in those conditions was anywhere near safe.
Please don't take this personally as its not meant to be, but that sums up exactly the mentality of British drivers.

I'm sure that the conditions at the time were atrocious and I believe that anyone who tailgates in order to intimidate the person in front to move over should be shot in front of their families, but for gods sake, if somebody wants to drive faster than you just let them, its no skin off your nose.

Disastrous

10,217 posts

248 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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As said, he may have had winter tyres on?

I borrowed my day's car with them fitted a few weeks ago and was amazed at the grip when driving in snowy conditions. I found myself being frustrated by everyone else crawling iirc so perhaps just this?

Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Disastrous said:
As said, he may have had winter tyres on?

I borrowed my day's car with them fitted a few weeks ago and was amazed at the grip when driving in snowy conditions. I found myself being frustrated by everyone else crawling iirc so perhaps just this?
One or two perhaps, but not the steady stream of people flying along the outside lane??

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

277 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Best to have the idiots in front of you, where you can see them.....

silverfoxcc

8,477 posts

176 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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dowahdiddyman said:
Just remember though that feeling of smugness when the clown tailgaiting spins out and put`s it up the crass bank, like I had a while a go, 3 series convertable, snow covered outside lane, loads of speed, loads of laughing.
Crass bank.... best appropriate bit of misspelling i have seen for a while

Cyder

7,190 posts

251 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Johnnytheboy said:
Cyder said:
Honestherbert said:
Move out the fast lane and let others who want to drive more progressively get on with it.
What's the fast lane?
It's a colloquial term for the right-most lane. Can't believe you'd not picked up on that by now. Also called the "outside lane" by some, or given a numerical value, e.g Lane 3, depending on the number of lanes - obviously one needs to know the lane width of the motorway being discussed to use this terminology.

Or have I misunderstood your reason for posting? I don't want it to look like I was just replying to seem cleverer.

Another term for the 'fast lane' would be 'place the Op should get out of if he thinks everyone else in it is going too fast.'
Stupid term, I can go just as fast in the inside lane as I can in the outside lane conditions allowing.

Nonsense like calling the outside lane 'the fast lane' is probably half the reason idiots usually sit there with no traffic in the middle or inside lanes. Because they're going fast innit.

Anyway, we digress.

g3org3y

22,518 posts

222 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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Sense of invincibility that new cars give unfortunately.

Moaned about this previously frown.

Krikkit

27,941 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th March 2013
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danwebster said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
I just dont understand how anyone could think that doing 70mph in those conditions was anywhere near safe.
Please don't take this personally as its not meant to be, but that sums up exactly the mentality of British drivers.

I'm sure that the conditions at the time were atrocious and I believe that anyone who tailgates in order to intimidate the person in front to move over should be shot in front of their families, but for gods sake, if somebody wants to drive faster than you just let them, its no skin off your nose.
The OP says he pulled over - in really heavy traffic it may be 30s or so before it's safe to pull across to another lane and leave a decent gap, especially if it's horrendously wet/slushy. In that time the following car should maintain a decent distance, regardless of how fast they want to go.