Cars you loved on paper but didnt in the flesh
Cars you loved on paper but didnt in the flesh
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irishbloke

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75 posts

168 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Have had a real lust for a big v8/v10 lump and fell in love on paper with a Jeep SRT.

Test drove one and LOVED the noise and power, loathed everything else, seemed cheap and nasty.

Understand a personal thing but what did you fall out of love with in person?

ARobinson

173 posts

180 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Fabia vRS tdi

Great reviews, lots of happy owners.

Supposed to be a warm hatch. Nowhere near quick enough only matches a saxo vtr for straight line pace, doesn't handle well, not that economical at proper motorway speeds, impractical(not very good for carrying 4 people and luggage) and stupid cream interior.

It was a disappointment, haven't bothered with diesel cars since wink

Blayney

2,949 posts

217 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Alfa 8C. Very photogenic car, wasn't as impressive in the flesh.

NateWM

1,743 posts

210 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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I was looking at buying a nice sports exec to keep for a good few years, as I'm doing a lot of driving so need something comfortable but also something that puts out a good image to clients.

Decided to look at a new Audi RS5 as the specs were great. Drove it and was instantly dissapointed. The looks, interior and engine were sublime, but the ride was awful and the car would understeer at the slightest whiff of a corner.

Left me feeling cold.

NotDave

20,951 posts

188 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Nissan 200SX

Porsche 911 GT3 (IIRC)


russy01

4,823 posts

212 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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350z.

Felt fat and lazy. Sounded odd and felt extremely cheap inside. Was set on one before I drove one.

james_tigerwoods

16,347 posts

228 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Mk1 Seat Leon TDi FR. st. Just st. Sullens the good name of st in fact.

Slow

6,973 posts

168 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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NotDave said:
Nissan 200SX
redface why?

Seeker UK

1,443 posts

189 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Toyota GT86.

Looks great on TV and in photographs but in the metal is quite ugly.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

234 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Z4M, I bought one and really enjoyed it but the car is all about one of the best engines ever made, the rest of the car is merely adequate.

TheRacingSnake

1,817 posts

194 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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A tuned, Nissan Skyline R33 GTR - Drove one back to back with an Evo 8 and a tuned Supra. The Skyline felt, heavy uncomfortable and slow.

Subura Impreza P1 - Wanted to love it and buy it but it felt cheap inside and just really didn't feel that quick.

Massively disappointed in these 2 as they were 'poster cars' for me. frown

Edited before the spelling police come out to play

Baryonyx

18,295 posts

190 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Surprisingly, it's the mighty Nissan GTR. Awesome on paper and nary a bad wrote written or spoken about them. That said, the first time I saw one and had a sit inside it, I couldn't believe how fking massive they are in the flesh. No doubt an amazing weapon at the Nurburgring but a bit big for British roads, IMO. Far too wide to hustle down most B roads and the A roads where it could really stretch it's legs are prime targets for speed cameras and cops. Whenever I see them on the roads, they still look massive. I remember the first one I saw on the road, being gingerly parallel parked in Jesmond, Newcastle. Queues of traffic building up on either side of the car (Acorn Road, if you know it, always busy). The amount of space it need to get parked was huge. My mam and dad's neighbour, a former 350Z owner, was invited to test drive a GTR when his car was in for servicing and he said the same. Masterful performance but absolutely massive and too big for our roads.


Similarly, the garage across the road from the Nissan garage where I first sat in a GTR had an Alfa Romeo 8C in. I went to see it in the flesh when they got it and was quite nonplussed. Even the colour wasn't that exciting, despite the flattering lighting. I told the salesman I had just come in to see it, as I had read so much about it. He just grunted and went "yeah, it's alright, innit?".

750turbo

6,164 posts

255 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Toyota Corolla Compressor.

Promised so much looking at the spec, just did not deliver.

217bhp my @rse, oh and 27 mpg at a steady 70mph on a long run.

Grenoble

60,003 posts

186 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Mk2 mx5 (too compromised - love the mk1 and mk3)

TT mk1 (just didn't click)

BMW 330d msport ( so badly sprung / bone jarring for UK roads)

bigfatnick

1,012 posts

233 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Skyline r33 gts-t a mate had, loved the noise, other than that, didn't feet feel special, or engineered with sport in mind, all the controls were too light and numb. Shame as it was one of the cars i'd swooned after since i was a kid. Remember getting back in my none sports model E36 325 minutes later and felt like i was in a drivers car again.

JonathanLegard

5,196 posts

268 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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GT86 - really wanted to like it. Hated the weedy thing.

Drek

609 posts

196 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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The reverse, actually. 911s are two a penny nowadays and never give them a second glance when out and about. However, I found myself in a local Porsche centre last week having a mooch around and feck me if I didn't keep staring at a 911, they really are iconic motors. Ho hum.

Gunner Bill

90 posts

204 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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About 20 years ago a Porsche 944 which I'd loed forever. Got to test drive one and with a non-adjustable steering wheel couldn't get my legs in.

Bugger!

Robb F

4,614 posts

202 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Baryonyx said:
Surprisingly, it's the mighty Nissan GTR. Awesome on paper and nary a bad wrote written or spoken about them. That said, the first time I saw one and had a sit inside it, I couldn't believe how fking massive they are in the flesh. No doubt an amazing weapon at the Nurburgring but a bit big for British roads, IMO. Far too wide to hustle down most B roads and the A roads where it could really stretch it's legs are prime targets for speed cameras and cops. Whenever I see them on the roads, they still look massive. I remember the first one I saw on the road, being gingerly parallel parked in Jesmond, Newcastle. Queues of traffic building up on either side of the car (Acorn Road, if you know it, always busy). The amount of space it need to get parked was huge. My mam and dad's neighbour, a former 350Z owner, was invited to test drive a GTR when his car was in for servicing and he said the same. Masterful performance but absolutely massive and too big for our roads.


Similarly, the garage across the road from the Nissan garage where I first sat in a GTR had an Alfa Romeo 8C in. I went to see it in the flesh when they got it and was quite nonplussed. Even the colour wasn't that exciting, despite the flattering lighting. I told the salesman I had just come in to see it, as I had read so much about it. He just grunted and went "yeah, it's alright, innit?".
The GTR is smaller than an Audi A4 confused

Baryonyx

18,295 posts

190 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Robb F said:
The GTR is smaller than an Audi A4 confused
What does that say about the A4? If you are referring to the current A4 then yeah, like most cars that too has gone all Exxon Valdez...



This says it all though. It dwarfs the NSX! A mighty thing on track, where it has the space it needs...


Another car I didn't like so much in the flesh was the R170 SLK. I looked at a few with the missus a couple of years ago when she was looking for a new car. Good looking on the outside, pleasant to drive but the interior was woeful. I actually don't mind the interior when it's cream with a wood centre console facing. But the interiors on the ones we looked at were horrendous; swathes of cheapo black plastic and nothing feeling particularly well made. I also though the cowled, three port binnacle looked st. If they had done a 'black screen' binnacle like the W210 S Class or just flat mechanical dials like the R129 SL I would have liked the car much more. It did feel like Mercedes done on the cheap though.

I would still have one though, if I could find one with the right interior. For her, of course...in yellow.