car advert of the year

[meggysaurus]

Clocked this on a selling page on facebook

HEAR IS MY VW BORA FOR SALE/SWAP. IM JUST TESTING THE WATER TO SEE WHAT OFFERS I CAN GET. I FANCY A ASTRA/VAN. THE CAR IS SLIGHTLY MODDED IN A NICE WAY. IT IS THE 110BHP MODEL WHICH HAS BEEN REMAPPED TO 162 BHP PULLES LIKE A TRAIN THROUGH OUT ALL GEARES.. ALSO HANDLES LIKE A TRAIN AS ITS LOWERD ON COILYS IT IS A 51 PLATE (2002) WITH TAX TILL END OF JULY (66 QUID FOR 6 MONTH) AND 11 MOT FLEW THROUGH.

I HAVE LOADS OF RECIPTS AND INVOICES FOR WORK THAT HAS BEEN DONE, INCLUDING FULL TURBO BACK EXHAUST TIMEN BELT WATER PUMP BEARINGS ETC ETC.

CAR IS LOWERD ON ITS ARSE ON COILOVERS
CARBON DIP INTERIOUR PARTS
HID LIGHTS
FULL TURBO BACK EXHAUST (450)
NEW TYRES EXEPT 1..
FULL MK4 GOLF RECARO INTERIOUR
HAD NEW BEARINS
NEW BOTTOM ARMS
NEW BALL JOINTS
NEW REAR CALLIPERS
NEW REAP PADS
GOT DRILLD AND GROVED REAR DISKS
NEW SUMP
JUST HAD A FULL SERVICE

FEW BAD POINTS NOTHINK MAJOR THO

GOT 3 BLACK ALLOYS AND 1 SILVER DUE TO PREFIOUSE OWNER HITTIN A KURB SO HAS THE SPARE ON

FEW LITTLE BITS OF LAQURE PEELING

LITTLE SCRAPE ON BUMPER

NEED 1 ABS SENSER FROM WHEN IT HAD THE WHEEL BEARIN DONE (BREAKS STILL WORK MINT THO)

EXHAUST HAS SLIGHT RATTLE NOW AND THEN WITH IT BEING LOW ONLY HAPPENS TIME TO TIME THO

IM JUST BEING HONEST AS I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO AND VIEW A CAR AND THEY HAVE DESCRIBED IT TO A SHOW ROOM!

NO TIME WASTERS
NO TYRE KICKERS

BEEN BANNED SO NEED SALE ASAP!!