The drivers prayer

[FRA53R]

I have recently seen the drinkers prayer as of late and I must admit I wondered if there was a drivers prayer (aka a piss take of the lords prayer) I quickly found that there wasn't one, easily found, therefore I have now created my own version:

Our lord who art on racetrack
Castrol be thy name
Thy karussel come, thy Eau Rouge done
On Yump as it is on dip
Give us this day our daily hoon
And forgive us our speed
as we forgive those who slow against us
and lead us not into desperation
but deliver us from road tax
For thine is the kingpin
The Power, and torque
For ever and ever
Amon

I'm sure you guys can improve on it but I thought it was a bit of fun.

Edited by FRA53R on Friday 29th March 01:01

[Session8]

Dear God, please let the b*****d start

[sunbeam alpine]

Session8 said:

Dear God, please let the b*****d start

Not forgetting - "Dear God, please let the b*****d stop!"