mon·key (mngk) n. pl. mon·keys 1. Any of various long-tailed, medium-sized members of the order Primates, including the macaques, baboons, guenons, capuchins, marmosets, and tamarins and excluding the anthropoid apes and the prosimians.
Can I just add for balance, there is definitely at least one Kwik fit guy who doesn't deserve tarring with this brush, but if their complaints department is like the fool who wrote their online application test, you can forget it!!!