safe bruv...whats your top then. innit bredrin...yeah cool

[HannsG]

Advert aint been up 15minutes and its started...private sale of the wifes "warm hatch"

Stupid fking texts with stupid fking language and stupid fking offers...

The car is only worth £3.5k you poor bds. Even so i will not accept £1.5k....And yes there are stone chips and there are no "extras". Why on earth would there be? The advert is detailed regards spec and fking to the point. Its a seven year old car and done over 100k.....fk me....
It was less painful selling a car 10x the value last year!

fkin bks....

Edited by HannsG on Sunday 7th April 01:41

[TotalControl]

Too many time wasters nowadays. I'm surprised many have contacted you at 1:00 in the morning.

[ensignia]

I'll be selling my 350Z this month and I'm absolutely dreading it, especially as it will be at the bottom of the market in terms of pricing.

It took me nearly 11 months to sell my RX-8 18 months ago, and that has put me off for life.

[mdm1uk]

Had a feller phone me at gone 10 pm regarding a car I was selling. Instantly thought he must be a time waister probably just back from the pub and bored. Turned out to be a lovely chap and bought the car. Guess I'm saying try not to prejudge as you never know

[base]

Just yesterday I sold my motorcyle via ebay classified advert, old sports bike sub £1000 price tag....... I received this

hi as im the highest bidder so far ill b happy to give you the asking price as long as your around wednesday lunc time to do the sale so if you can let me no wht your happy to let it go for any discount would help to distance on collection i would need your postcode to pick up surance will b dealt with on the fone same day just need reg numb to swop docs think youve done a gr8 job and shell b going to a good home giz ur number and ill call

I'm no grammer/spelling guru, but please.

[Shirt587]

So did you sell it to him, or did it go to someone else? If you did, did he actually speak like that?

[Valgar]

Last week i put my scooby turbo 99 up for sale for just 1k! (now sold) and someone rext me and i quote "1k 4 a 14 year old car, you must be fking jokin bruv"

What the hell? Why would you bother texting me about that? And anyone with a brain cell would know that was a bargain.

[Escort3500]

Anyone who contacts me in 'textspeak' doesn't get a reply. Generation thing I guess...

[mdm1uk]

Valgar said:

Last week i put my scooby turbo 99 up for sale for just 1k! (now sold) and someone rext me and i quote "1k 4 a 14 year old car, you must be fking jokin bruv"

What the hell? Why would you bother texting me about that? And anyone with a brain cell would know that was a bargain.

The trouble is 14 year olds love to read classifieds as much as we do and also I understand they are rather fond of sending txt messages

[papercup]

I only got one 'best price wker' through the ebay classified ad I put up recently. I replied with just the word 'retard'.

Didn't hear back. Was a little disappointed.

[base]

Shirt587 said:

So did you sell it to him, or did it go to someone else? If you did, did he actually speak like that?

No i sold it to someone else, but that was only because someone else had arranged to come before he contacted me.

Edited by base on Sunday 7th April 08:20

[base]

mdm1uk said:

Had a feller phone me at gone 10 pm regarding a car I was selling. Instantly thought he must be a time waister probably just back from the pub and bored. Turned out to be a lovely chap and bought the car. Guess I'm saying try not to prejudge as you never know

+1

[Baked_bean]

I have just put my car up for sale. I had two calls at about midnight last night! One was asking me a question and when i answered they hung up! The other seemed ok and are hopefully viewing today.

Its going to be a nightmare i can tell!

[Baryonyx]

HannsG said:

Advert aint been up 15minutes

Edited by HannsG on Sunday 7th April 01:41

Now you're speaking all 'gangsta'! You don't, by chance, entertain yourself by sending me spurious text messages when I'm selling cars, do you?

[Baked_bean]

The person who called at midnight is now M.I.A, why say you will set off at 8am to be here for 10am and not call to confirm anything..... The cheek!

[jimbobsimmonds]

Escort3500 said:

Anyone who contacts me in 'textspeak' doesn't get a reply. Generation thing I guess...

Yes, but as a 22 year old I concur any such person is a fkwit...

As for selling a car. Dad was recently selling his. Had a man ask for 25% off the asking price and I quote "because I live 150 miles away and would have to get the train down". Right, and that is my problem how?

[9mm]

Baked_bean said:

The person who called at midnight is now M.I.A, why say you will set off at 8am to be here for 10am and not call to confirm anything..... The cheek!

Best to give those types a call back at about 1am saying you were worried they might have had an accident.

[mdm1uk]

9mm said:

Best to give those types a call back at about 1am saying you were worried they might have had an accident.

[HannsG]

WeirdNeville said:

ou've lost all sympathy with me I'm afraid.

How so? Dont really understand your point. No need for sympathy just want rid of a car to free space on the drive! Want to make an offer?

[HannsG]

Baryonyx said:

Now you're speaking all 'gangsta'! You don't, by chance, entertain yourself by sending me spurious text messages when I'm selling cars, do you?

Born and bred in Newcastle. So excuse my chavness. Apologies..

Plus typing on a phone is very much a chore, innit bredrin. Yah gets me bludren...

Edited by HannsG on Sunday 7th April 10:21