Can someone please find me a bad Cayman review
Can someone please find me a bad Cayman review
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djo69

Original Poster:

75 posts

162 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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I have looked at watch loads of cayman 981 reviews and not yet seen a bad one

Does one exist. I need a balanced view

OggyDJ

533 posts

172 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Here you go...

"Having never driven the 981 Cayman, I can now conclude that it totally fails to deliver in terms of towing, off road ability or suitability as a mobile library"


Zyp

16,101 posts

219 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.

BubblesNW

1,711 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
Apparently he's about to give his views on the moon landings, Pablo Picasso's technique and the Higgs Boson. I for one can't wait rolleyes

OggyDJ

533 posts

172 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
laugh

djo69

Original Poster:

75 posts

162 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
Who is Clivey

BubblesNW

1,711 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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djo69 said:
Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
Who is Clivey
I'm Clivey











Or am I Spartacus biggrin

BnB

1,059 posts

205 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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BubblesNW said:
Or am I Spartacus biggrin
No! I'm Spartacus!!

OggyDJ

533 posts

172 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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I'm Clivey and so's my wife !

BubblesNW

1,711 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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So who's Brian confused

Zyp

16,101 posts

219 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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BubblesNW said:
So who's Brian confused
He's The Messiah.

smile


(or a very naughty boy...)

mollytherocker

14,465 posts

239 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
hehe

BubblesNW

1,711 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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We probably won't hear from Clivey again tonight :- school tomorrow.

Nano2nd

3,426 posts

286 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Pretty much any 986/987 owner will be able to give you a bad review and point out how there older car is superior... Seems to be a common theme with the 981 Boxster anyway wink

DMC2

2,003 posts

241 months

Sunday 14th April 2013
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Zyp said:
Ask Clivey - he's probably never driven one, so will also be able to give it a bad review.
LOL smile

juansolo

3,012 posts

308 months

Monday 15th April 2013
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My opinion: http://juansolo.demon.co.uk/motas/porker12.html

Essentially it's a better every day car than the old one. But not necessarily a better sports car. If I didn't have one and only ran one car I'd go for the new one. Otherwise the older one is a more sensible proposition.

Carl_Docklands

15,831 posts

292 months

Monday 15th April 2013
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OggyDJ said:
Here you go...

"Having never driven the 981 Cayman, I can now conclude that it totally fails to deliver in terms of towing, off road ability or suitability as a mobile library"
smile

The new Cayman could be the first car ever to break a perfect 10 critic score on Carbuzz.

9 reviews so far....

http://www.carbuzz.co.uk/car-reviews/Porsche/Cayma...

Edited by Carl_Docklands on Monday 15th April 12:44