Career suggestions for a man who hates authority..
Career suggestions for a man who hates authority..
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Prof Prolapse

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16,163 posts

219 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Well I thought this would be good for the craic if nothing else... Looking at a career that has as little management oversight as possible.

I've got 5 years under my belt in clinical research, have the obligatory decent degree, used to dealing with various experts and authorities, giving presentations etc. as well as extensive experience in auditing the st out of people against complicated things. I'm actually not bad at my job and if I can keep myself in check for another 6 months or so I would hope to be promoted.

For various reasons, I despise taking orders however, I want a another job, and I'm looking for some suggestions that will keep this to an absolute minimum (I'm not an idealist I appreciate some is necessary).

The most obvious one is to become self-employed, I've got the cash to tool up for something cheap but it stands to reason that most of the things that are easy to get in to, are of course the hardest to work in afterwards. It's also a bit risky starting a business in a recession, with a mortgage, no parental support, and wanting to start a family in the next few years.

Answers on a postcard?



vxr8mate

1,689 posts

218 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Everyone assumes that the self employed have no bosses; however, this is a myth.

Self employed workers have bosses too only they are called 'clients.'

In many ways owning your own company / self employed does give the illusion of being free of authority, but that's a trade off for being at the mercy of the paying customer.

Prof Prolapse

Original Poster:

16,163 posts

219 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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I know what you mean mate, but I'm not an idealist, I still report to customers as it is and often despite their stupidity they don't get my goat half as much as the management types who don't have a fking clue what they're doing.

This is sounding like a venting session. It's not.

Gargamel

16,349 posts

290 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Rap Singer

Bank Robber

Investigative Journalist

Priest (there is no God, ergo you have no boss)

Small boat fisherman

Petty Smuggler

All good jobs where you can stick to da' man


sunoco69

5,274 posts

194 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Professional Sheep Fiddlers and full time Hermit springs to mind.

tighnamara

2,818 posts

182 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Prof Prolapse said:
I know what you mean mate, but I'm not an idealist, I still report to customers as it is and often despite their stupidity they don't get my goat half as much as the management types who don't have a fking clue what they're doing.

This is sounding like a venting session. It's not.
Your customers are stupid and your management don't have a clue.........................I presume you are perfect in all ways.......................
Sounds more like you have some issues to sort out.

Prof Prolapse

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16,163 posts

219 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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sunoco69 said:
Professional Sheep Fiddlers and full time Hermit springs to mind.
I love that they were the first two that sprang to mind. I could combine the pair I suppose!

Prof Prolapse

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219 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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tighnamara said:
Your customers are stupid and your management don't have a clue.........................I presume you are perfect in all ways.......................
Sounds more like you have some issues to sort out.
I don't think I've ever implied I was perfect... That aside isn't that what everyone thinks?

I do have issues with authority and I'm quite open about it. I much prefer making my own mistakes and their consequences then dealing with the poor decisions of others.

I'm not objectively a child, nor a failure, and I've made my peace with it. I just want to know if there's any suggestions of a career that may better suit my nature. (I also was hoping for some humorous suggestions and I've not been disappointed).


tankplanker

2,479 posts

308 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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The customer who owns a large outsourced contract (I forget the normal job title for this, it varies at the places I have worked at) is not a bad job as if you do it properly you can always blame the supplier or the terms of the contract for non delivery and you rarely have any deliverables that you have to directly produce. I've known a minority of these sort of customers who do not have to directly deal with their own customers and you have autonomy as long as the contract is delivering.

Of course you need to be good at managing suppliers, SLAs, the bid and contract process.

Gargamel

16,349 posts

290 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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tankplanker said:
The customer who owns a large outsourced contract (I forget the normal job title for this, it varies at the places I have worked at) is not a bad job as if you do it properly you can always blame the supplier or the terms of the contract for non delivery and you rarely have any deliverables that you have to directly produce. I've known a minority of these sort of customers who do not have to directly deal with their own customers and you have autonomy as long as the contract is delivering.

Of course you need to be good at managing suppliers, SLAs, the bid and contract process.
Vendor Manager

Prof Prolapse

Original Poster:

16,163 posts

219 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Gargamel said:
tankplanker said:
The customer who owns a large outsourced contract (I forget the normal job title for this, it varies at the places I have worked at) is not a bad job as if you do it properly you can always blame the supplier or the terms of the contract for non delivery and you rarely have any deliverables that you have to directly produce. I've known a minority of these sort of customers who do not have to directly deal with their own customers and you have autonomy as long as the contract is delivering.

Of course you need to be good at managing suppliers, SLAs, the bid and contract process.
Vendor Manager
Thank you both. I'll look into that. Having read a little about the job it looks very interesting .

sunoco69

5,274 posts

194 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Prof Prolapse said:
sunoco69 said:
Professional Sheep Fiddlers and full time Hermit springs to mind.
I love that they were the first two that sprang to mind. I could combine the pair I suppose!
That was the suggestion LOL

rog007

5,828 posts

253 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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tighnamara said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I know what you mean mate, but I'm not an idealist, I still report to customers as it is and often despite their stupidity they don't get my goat half as much as the management types who don't have a fking clue what they're doing.

This is sounding like a venting session. It's not.
Sounds more like you have some issues to sort out.
You state that 'For various reasons, I despise taking orders'. I guess that accounts for the vast majority of people? If your boss gives 'orders', then unless you're in a uniformed service, you have a right to be miffed. Whilst we all wish there was no need for transactional leadership, if you come across it it doesn't necessarily mean that you cannot take orders; it may more likely mean you have stumbled upon an organisation and a management style within it that doesn't fit you. Might a simple move of organisations solve you're dilemma? Good luck!

DCS01

350 posts

211 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Litter picker, outside all day, no one can find you, to then blame you for anything. You can blame everyone for dropping litter where they should not. You do not take your work home with you, You deside whch litter to pick up and where.

Sir Fergie

795 posts

164 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Following this with interest as i don't like taking orders either.

My pet hate is having to follow a system of work that i feel to be completely the wrong option in terms of what i feel we (a group/organisation etc) need to be doing in order to be achieving the results i want.

On the other hand - if the manager really pulls their weight in terms of getting things done in their area - ie not just barking out orders - and can communicate fairly and sensibly with the people under him/her - its a lot easier.

Have always found it easier to respect managers - who when workload is high - or you are short staffed - will roll up the sleeves and actually help out with the shopfloor work.

Sir Fergie

matt3001

1,999 posts

226 months

Friday 19th April 2013
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Lead driver at Red Bull F1.

Sir Fergie

795 posts

164 months

Sunday 21st April 2013
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swerni said:
Gargamel said:
tankplanker said:
The customer who owns a large outsourced contract (I forget the normal job title for this, it varies at the places I have worked at) is not a bad job as if you do it properly you can always blame the supplier or the terms of the contract for non delivery and you rarely have any deliverables that you have to directly produce. I've known a minority of these sort of customers who do not have to directly deal with their own customers and you have autonomy as long as the contract is delivering.

Of course you need to be good at managing suppliers, SLAs, the bid and contract process.
Vendor Manager
Requires good people skills, which the OP seems to be lacking. If you can't manage your manager (which is a pretty basic skill) how would he manage a demanding vendor?
Also, I've never met a vendor manager who didn't have a manager.

How about a postman?
That's what I want to be when I grow up. smile
Does not liking orders neccessarly mean lacking people skills?.

Sir Fergie

SamT1993

30 posts

170 months

Sunday 21st April 2013
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Surprised nobody said this yet;
Lighthouse keeper smile

elanfan

5,527 posts

256 months

Sunday 21st April 2013
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swerni said:
How about a postman?
That's what I want to be when I grow up. smile
Well - its better than walking the streets!

Prof Prolapse

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16,163 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st April 2013
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swerni said:
I'm not in the army,so I've never had anyone give me orders.
Not being able to communicate with management would show a lack if people skills, yes.
Also the assumption that mangement = being ordered around shows a huge level of naivety
I think you're making some huge assumptions about my personality and level of experience which you really are in no position to comment about.

I also think you misunderstand the issue. I can communicate perfectly well, in fact interpersonal skills are the key foundation of my job, however I want to find alternative employment, where dealing with the poor decisions of others is kept to a minimum. I.e. A job with a high level of autonomy.

I don't recall saying that management is being ordered around, but ultimately if you don't agree you're simply arguing semantics. In any business hierarchy its inevitable instructions get past downwards. Its not a democracy.