Death Row Dinner

[Chunkymonkey71]

This has probably been done before. If so, sorry.

If you were on death row and had to choose your last dinner, what would it be?

[scottri]

Beef Rendang, cucumber salad, naan bread and a shed load of cold beer.

[Vieste]

Chicken madras and 10 Ruth's Chris Filet steaks.

[Aizle]

AntiPasto

Lasagne

Apple Crumble with Ice Cream

[NoVetec]

Steak rossini.

[Chunkymonkey71]

I can't decide. It's too difficult.

[JonnyFive]

Copied over from another thread

JonnyFive said:

KFC Zinger Tower Meal.. 10 of those 'Hot Shot' on a stick type things they used to do.. 20 Chicken Selects with BBQ Dip.. Tuna Pasta with Sweetcorn.. And a mix of Magnum, Snickers Ice Cream and a few profiteroles.

[Mr Roper]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I can't decide. It's too difficult.

Stalling won't work with the screws...maybe a 20 course taster menu?

[anonymous-user]

Start off with a hot n sour soup
Then in this order
Beef with udon noodles in black pepper sauce
Salmon and scrambled eggs
Eggs benedict
Kobe steak, home made onion rings and home made chips
Zebra burgers
Crocodile and camel steaks with salad
Paula Patton
6 litres of Absolut and a shed load of red bull

That should cause a nice little heart attack for them to deal with

[Fishtigua]

Crab claw and lobster roe sandwich.

When fishing for crab, the claws sometimes fall off and you have to return the crabs to the sea to grow new ones. At the end of the days fishing you have a bucket of just claws to boil up. With about an inch thick filling of crabmeat on the buttered crusty bread, grind some black pepper and a few dollops of lemon mayo on the meat.

Then, with a female lobster straight from the sea, sprinkle some of the caviar from her belly onto the sandwich.

It's not a bad way to bow out.

[Mr Roper]

Play havoc on your guts though.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Mr Roper said:

Play havoc on your guts though.

It'll pour out of you when you're dead anyway.

You could think of it as a last minute 'f@ck you' to the system... someone having to clean that up!

[Fishtigua]

Mr Roper said:

Play havoc on your guts though.

You don't have to be on the boat all the time.

Edited by Fishtigua on Friday 10th May 10:50

[Mr Roper]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It'll pour out of you when you're dead anyway.

You could think of it as a last minute 'f@ck you' to the system... someone having to clean that up!

I read somewhere that your looking to better yourself, career wise?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Mr Roper said:

I read somewhere that your looking to better yourself, career wise?

It's certainly an option...

[Mr Roper]

I'll have a starter of green salad with no dressing. Main of steamed chicken breast, steamed broccoli and steamed carrots with a dried fruit dessert.

[NoVetec]

Mr Roper said:

I'll have a starter of green salad with no dressing. Main of steamed chicken breast, steamed broccoli and steamed carrots with a dried fruit dessert.

They might as well kill you without a meal.

[Tuvra]

Starters

Chicken wings, either with spicy "KFC" style coating or Franks Hot sauce. Possibly both.

Main

Rib Eye steak with peppercorn sauce, cooked medium with no blood with saute potato or triple cooked chips.

Side

Garlic Naan with Massalla Sauce (hell its my last meal!!)

Dessert

Vanilla Cheesecake with waffles, pancakes topped with treacle syrup and ice cream

That should do it, in fact id probably be looking for the chair after that lot

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Mr Roper said:

I'll have a starter of green salad with no dressing. Main of steamed chicken breast, steamed broccoli and steamed carrots with a dried fruit dessert.

Obviously hoping to die of a blandness overdose before they execute you.

[Dr G]

Starter:

Wings from Chuck in Hatch End. They're awesome. 12 of them I think.

Main:

Steak and Stilton Pie, cheddar mash, Roast mushrooms, mushy peas, lashings of onion gravy.

Pudding:

Sticky toffee pudding with st loads of peel and booze in it. Tub of clotted cream ice cream and whipped cream and custard.

Would need a bottle of bourbon (and a straw) to accompany.