Dont suppose anyone here is an expert on kids testicles?
Dont suppose anyone here is an expert on kids testicles?
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Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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My Five year old presented with a apparently sudden swollen testicle Thursday night. After an emergancy trip to ED they confirmed nothing serious or urgent but it appeared to be a hydrocele.

Sent us home with a letter for our GP to arrange an urgent scan.

Had scan yesterday and transpiried not a hydrocele afterall but a very large "cyst" and he struggled to find the testicle but did eventually rather high up.

Have an appt with GP on Friday to discuss but of course im googling like a mad woman and can find nothing to suggest that in a five year old this is all fine and nothing to worry about.

Anyone want to placate a worried mum?

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

261 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Best thread title of the year.
Sorry but I cant help, though.
Out of curiosity - what do you actually want to know? If they have said it's a cyst, presumably you know what a cyst is hence what can an expert tell you?

Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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There just seems to be little info out there.

Ive no idea really....I guess its a long shot but hearing from anyone else who maybe has experianced the same thing would help.

Friday seems so far away....

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

261 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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I am obviously not an expert but I do know that cysts are nothing to worry about and if he has had a scan then the diagnosis should be accurate.
Reading that back I know a random bloke on the internet saying not very much is going to fall a bit short of reassuring to your wife.

I could tell you a horror story about cysts in children though, if you like?

jshell

12,056 posts

234 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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The 'Googling' will probably be counterproductive and just scare you further. The web has so much false and hysterical info that it can have negative effects, when you need to remain positive.

Truth is that up to third of males have cysts or can have cysts where the tube is connected to the testicle. If the hospital are saying that there's nothing to worry about, then relax a bit and wait until the GP appt before stressing yourself more.

A colleage's young son had a lump down there and when it was squeezed, he cried in agony. Every time it was squeezed, he howled with pain so they rushed him to the doctor. Turned out it wasn't a lump, they were trying to 'pop' his gonad!!

Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Urgh! Now that is gross!


Fozziebear

1,840 posts

169 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Wait for the doctor for any advice. I have a small cyst on one of my plums, found just before the snip. Doc said not to worry about, so I promptly crapped myself and thought my plums were rotten. From what my doc told me its common and just one of life's things

TameRacingDriver

20,530 posts

301 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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blindswelledrat said:
Best thread title of the year.
This rofl

Sorry OP. I thought I'd wandered into a new "ex celebs from the 70s" forum for a moment there...

Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Fozziebear said:
Wait for the doctor for any advice. I have a small cyst on one of my plums, found just before the snip. Doc said not to worry about, so I promptly crapped myself and thought my plums were rotten. From what my doc told me its common and just one of life's things
Yeah see i get that. It's just that this "lump" is massive and pushed his little nutcracker high up out of the way. It's about 10 times the size of the actual nutcracker! Poor little lad!

0000

13,816 posts

220 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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jshell said:
A colleage's young son had a lump down there and when it was squeezed, he cried in agony. Every time it was squeezed, he howled with pain so they rushed him to the doctor. Turned out it wasn't a lump, they were trying to 'pop' his gonad!!
What the fk... ! hehe

Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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ok i feel sick now. GP just rang as she has the results and needs to talk to me to discuss next action...and i missed the damm call!!!!! cry

Still, at least they are moving very quickly and for that i cant knock them. Brill service so far.

Just waiting for a call back now. My phone is off silent and everything is going to get dropped for her.

no idea why im even writing this as it's a non-story but it's kind of helping so ignore me. sorry.

jshell

12,056 posts

234 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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You should print this out and keep it until he is 16. Present it to him in front of his friends. Just for a laugh, like... smile

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

261 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Lemmonie said:
ok i feel sick now. GP just rang as she has the results and needs to talk to me to discuss next action...and i missed the damm call!!!!! cry
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It's okay- I can understand exactly your paranoia right now.

WHilst I don't know anything - I do know that no cancer in the history of the world ever went from zero to golfball overnight, if that's what you are paranoid about?

Hugo a Gogo

23,437 posts

262 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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even in the worst case scenario, one has to come off - a man can function perfectly well in every way firing on only one cylinder

Willber

666 posts

198 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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It's absolutely fine, do not worry.

I had a hydrocele sorted last year, simple day case operation, bit of discomfort for few weeks afterwards whilst the scar healed.

It won't need lopping off or anything!

I think cysts/hydroceles can be drained with a syringe sometimes?

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

211 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Hugo a Gogo said:
even in the worst case scenario, one has to come off - a man can function perfectly well in every way firing on only one cylinder
yes

And you can even get a prosthetic replacement so they look normal too.

Lemmonie

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6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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An update. Docs rang and he has an appt at St George's in Tooting to discuss in two weeks. Gp said it doesn't look serious but its the size that concerns them. So will know more in two weeks. I feel much calmer now.
Thanks guys x

Hoofy

79,992 posts

311 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Good luck with the appointment. smile

jshell said:
A colleage's young son had a lump down there and when it was squeezed, he cried in agony. Every time it was squeezed, he howled with pain so they rushed him to the doctor. Turned out it wasn't a lump, they were trying to 'pop' his gonad!!
nuts Let me guess. You work in a hospital. biggrin

j4ckos mate

3,429 posts

199 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Good man don't forget to tip his future best man off about this.



Antonia

305 posts

190 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Lemmonie said:
An update. Docs rang and he has an appt at St George's in Tooting to discuss in two weeks.
I did a one week (!) placement in kids surgery there a few years ago - was very impressed with the consultants if that helps.