Decided to boost my vantage

[stevewushu]

[krisdelta]

Must be like a rocketship on the road now

Is this a new BR option?

[scotpak]

Im on a waiting list for this.

[bomberh]

I'm still trying to work out what my "Bounty" upgrade was and I am not too sure about the "Flake" problems I have either!

[yeti]

Hope there are no Aero Bubbles on the door handles..?

[stevewushu]

Well, since giving my car a Boost, I've been driving like a bit of a Dime Bar. Especially when I was on my way home from a Picnic to pick up my KitKat from the vets. As a result I ran over a Yorkie, made a right Fudge of my wheels, sending me sideways like my car was some sort of Drifter!
I was going so fast I could have flying past Mars or off to some other Galaxy!

So in restrodpect it's perhaps not wise to Boost your Vantage if you want to keep it driving down Quality Street...
Topic - closed!
:-P

[steeviegeebies]

Please Treat us to some more...

[tonyhall38]

[stevewushu]

C'mon now Tony no need to get your Snickers in a twist...

[stevewushu]

With this warm weather appearing all of a sudden my wheels that were covered in Fudge from that Yorkie I ran over yesterday, have now gone all Crunchie.
Tried to clean it off with dairy products but it just made the mess go more of a Milky kinda Way...

My Mrs came out and asked why I was cleaning the wheels.
I said "oh no Rieson!"
She said "you're Lion to me Steve!"
So I stood up, gave her a Twirl then in to her ear I Whisper "I'm not playing Twix on you baby, I just wanna dance with you to MnMs tunes..."

:-)

Oh how I love my Poppet

;-)

[burntout]

Ha ha ha ha..... Legend!!!

[AdamV8V]

Q: How did George Michael end up with chocolate all over his face?

[AdamV8V]

A: Careless Whispa.

[steeviegeebies]

That wasn't chocolate on his face

[steeviegeebies]

"all of a sudden my wheels that were covered in Fudge from that Yorkie"

I bet they were Wagon Wheels...

[stevewushu]

steeviegeebies said:

"all of a sudden my wheels that were covered in Fudge from that Yorkie"

I bet they were Wagon Wheels...

Haha! They were indeed!
I was informed this morning that it wasn't a Yorkie I ran over, it was a P..P..P..Penguin! That blimin Yorkie has turned out to be right Jammy Dodger then!

I tell ya this choco-sweetie Boost thread is becoming something of a Marathon for my punnage...