Measure once - cut twice... No wait!
Measure once - cut twice... No wait!
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Julesprivate

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871 posts

173 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Awww dammit..

I ordered a Smoothbore inlet hose for the Chim and it arrived yesterday, I got overly excited and decided to fit it late yesterday evening..

OK so it was a bit too long initially, so I measured it, and then cut leaving PLENTY of spare material..

It was till a bit long so I measured again and cut a little more off..

Unfortunately for som STUPID reason I cut it off the plenum end this time and of course it's now about an inch too short!

Well, it does fit (just) but the MAF etc no longer follows the inner wing in a straight line and that irritates me!

As a consolation prize and to cheer myself up I ordered the full induction kit this time and I'll be a LOT more careful marking and cutting it!

Hopefully that'll arrive on Friday so i can fit that and the ACT Y-Piece at the same time.

Sometimes I am such an idiot, you'd think I'd have grown out of childish enthusiasm by now (I'm 47 FFS)...

Jhonno

6,430 posts

171 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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laugh

Doh!!

Sardonicus

19,454 posts

251 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Fair play for being honest rofl

chris1972

3,597 posts

167 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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It is a bit of a pain to fit. I made several cuts to mine. It could do with a little more taking off I think so it sits next to the wing about 15mm closer, but its solid and I its not an issue for me. Expensive mistake though!

Julesprivate

Original Poster:

871 posts

173 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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chris1972 said:
Expensive mistake though!
Only if my wife finds out... I see it as a "learning opportunity"

phillpot

17,513 posts

213 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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I should get the big tube and be done with biggrin


chris1972

3,597 posts

167 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Julesprivate said:
Only if my wife finds out... I see it as a "learning opportunity"
I've repented my spending sins! laugh

Julesprivate

Original Poster:

871 posts

173 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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phillpot said:
I should get the big tube and be done with biggrin
LOL

Mr Supercharged

499 posts

187 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Jules, remind me never to ask you to help me ever please........ rofl On a serious note, if you want me to come over and help you with your induction kit and get it to fit like mine I will. cheers...

A good tip when you cut those large hoses is to push in the 3" steel tube into the hose end you want to reduce in length, fit and tighten the jubilee clip around the hose so the edge of the clip is where you want to cut. Make sure the jubilee clip is square on the hose and then cut around the edge/side of the jubilee clip with a sharp stanley knife. That way you get a perfect neat end.

Edited by Mr Supercharged on Wednesday 26th June 22:35

Bassfiend229hp

5,530 posts

280 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Tape the cut end back on and then wrap it in heat reflecting tape so that no-one can see you've been a numpty... hehe

(Yeah - I've done similar on many occasions... getmecoat )

Julesprivate

Original Poster:

871 posts

173 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Thanks guys, the new kit should arrive on Friday with luck and then I can CAREFULLY have another go and hopefully nobody will be any the wiser... by nobody I mean my wife and by any wiser I mean "bloody annoyed"


QBee

22,493 posts

174 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Better still.......fitted my thick rubber ACT one at my TVR specialist while he was doing other things. Marked it a bit long, popped next door to the carpentry shop, where he cut it straight across on his electric band saw. Popped back, put it on the car, re-marked it with Tippex, back to the carpentry shop, cut again, perfect.

Sounds silly if you haven't done one, but it is so easy to confuse which end is which, and so awkward to work out how much to cut off. They come quite a bit too long, so the first cut is just to allow you actually to fit it with the AFM unbolted so that you can then mark it for the next cut(s)

Julesprivate

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871 posts

173 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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To be fair, had I actually paid attention to the instructions (yes, I know) it did seem to indicate that ONLY the MAF end would require trimming... Having cut 3 reasonably large sections off that and it still not fitting I THOUGHT I knew better....

Turns out I didn't LOL.

chris1972

3,597 posts

167 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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QBee said:
Better still.......fitted my thick rubber ACT one at my TVR specialist while he was doing other things. Marked it a bit long, popped next door to the carpentry shop, where he cut it straight across on his electric band saw. Popped back, put it on the car, re-marked it with Tippex, back to the carpentry shop, cut again, perfect.

Sounds silly if you haven't done one, but it is so easy to confuse which end is which, and so awkward to work out how much to cut off. They come quite a bit too long, so the first cut is just to allow you actually to fit it with the AFM unbolted so that you can then mark it for the next cut(s)
Yes, I agree. I didn't notice the air filter hose in the box amongst the other stuff and packaging and was cursing trying to get the larger rubber bit through the hole. It's when I got it through the hole I realised it was too short and then searched for the extra bits in the box...

Jhonno

6,430 posts

171 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Julesprivate said:
To be fair, had I actually paid attention to the instructions (yes, I know)
No wonder you drive a Chimp.. boxedin

chris1972

3,597 posts

167 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Jhonno said:
No wonder you drive a Chimp.. boxedin
redcard

Julesprivate

Original Poster:

871 posts

173 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Jhonno said:
No wonder you drive a Chimp.. boxedin
LOL

Jhonno

6,430 posts

171 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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biggringetmecoat

QBee

22,493 posts

174 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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He's a man. Real men know that instructions are for women, whimps, and when you get caught seriously short and need something to errr wipe........
That's what's wrong with computers etc these days - the instructions come on a DVD. Can be very painful if used edge on..... yikes

Jhonno

6,430 posts

171 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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chris1972 said:
Jhonno said:
No wonder you drive a Chimp.. boxedin
redcard
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=8&t=1297574&nmt=

A thread about polishing knobs.. I rest my case.. whistle