Thieving Scumbags
Thieving Scumbags
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n3erl

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27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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I've not had a good week this week. Last weekend I was looking forward to taking my 996 Targa to Sports and Classics in Knutsford for the obligatory exhaust mod. By Tuesday morning I'm spending a few hours in the company of the local CID who are looking for fingerprints in my conservatory. On monday night some thieving scumbags mentioned above broke into my house and stole my car keys. One Audi S3 (61 plate Black Edition) gone forever apparently. Heres the interesting bit for you guys though. the 911 and the S3 were next to each other on the driveway. The Audi keys and the Porsche keys were next to each other in the house but they only took the Audi and left the Porsche keys there.

Obviously I suppose I should be grateful that I at least have one car left to drive around in.... but strangely I was slightly hurt that the scumbags had shown such little interest in it! Plods view was that, contrary to popular opinion, something exotic like a 911 is less likely to get pinched than an average hot hatch as the thieves don't like the attention.

SonnyM

3,473 posts

222 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Sorry hear - main thing is you / your family were not harmed. Life is the most precious thing everything else is replaceable.

Porsches are harder to sell stolen.

sticks090460

1,125 posts

187 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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I feel your pain - same thing happened to me with my (then) Merc E class estate. They're stolen to order apparently, so if no demand for the Porker, you've still got it. Mine ended up in Mombasa, by the way....(!)

n3erl

Original Poster:

27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Thanks .... and of course you're right. None of us new anything about it at the time though it does make you rather more security conscious afterwards!

02verco

158 posts

160 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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sticks090460 said:
I feel your pain - same thing happened to me with my (then) Merc E class estate. They're stolen to order apparently, so if no demand for the Porker, you've still got it. Mine ended up in Mombasa, by the way....(!)
Wow that's scary

n3erl

Original Poster:

27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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The police did mention that it was a possibility that it would be shipped aboard. Either that or to used in more serious crimes was their view. Apparently the S3 is a popular getaway car amongst the criminal fraternity

02verco

158 posts

160 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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That's quite scary, but they are such lovely cars and the black edition

n3erl

Original Poster:

27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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They are great cars. Can't stir the emotions like a 911 but in lots of ways probably a better car. In most situations it was probably quicker than my 911 and the DSG box was fantastic... certainly better the Porsche Tiptronic (circa 2003 anyway)

taaffy

1,120 posts

268 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Sounds like it was stolen to order and will be winging it's way ocean bound to it's next destination.

Scummy barstewards.

Crimp a Length!

5,697 posts

252 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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n3erl said:
I've not had a good week this week. Last weekend I was looking forward to taking my 996 Targa to Sports and Classics in Knutsford for the obligatory exhaust mod. By Tuesday morning I'm spending a few hours in the company of the local CID who are looking for fingerprints in my conservatory. On monday night some thieving scumbags mentioned above broke into my house and stole my car keys. One Audi S3 (61 plate Black Edition) gone forever apparently. Heres the interesting bit for you guys though. the 911 and the S3 were next to each other on the driveway. The Audi keys and the Porsche keys were next to each other in the house but they only took the Audi and left the Porsche keys there.

Obviously I suppose I should be grateful that I at least have one car left to drive around in.... but strangely I was slightly hurt that the scumbags had shown such little interest in it! Plods view was that, contrary to popular opinion, something exotic like a 911 is less likely to get pinched than an average hot hatch as the thieves don't like the attention.
Same thing happened to me couple of yrs ago, I had my Black Edition A3 pinched and Her indoors Golf GTI in one night. Broke in took the keys.
Strangely enough I got the A3 back 2 weeks later, but we never saw the golf again

keep it lit

3,388 posts

196 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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The Mancunian underworlds current favourite road weapon of choice... RS3/S3

n3erl

Original Poster:

27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Funny you should mention the Mancunian underworld as I live in South Cheshire near an M6 junction and they said it probably a gang from Manchester

keep it lit

3,388 posts

196 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Manchester myself...

DJFish

6,017 posts

292 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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There was a recent Roadwars/Motorway Cops/Camera Action type programme where thay said that A3s were indeed the car of choice for scallywags up North.
My boss had an R32 which was stolen then taken on a crime spree around Essex, I wonder if the Scots & Welsh crims conform to type choosing Skoda & Seat....

"The VW/Audi Group would like to thank you for your stealing our products. We realise you have a choice when selecting getaway vehicle solutions and we're glad you chose to steal one of ours..."

Sorry if this is too soon OP, at least they left you and your family alone....cars can be replaced.

n3erl

Original Poster:

27 posts

159 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Not at all... the humour is appreciated. On the upside I'm glad this has happened in the summer when using the 911 as my only car is a pleasure rather than a chore. I would have missed the S3 a lot more if there was an inch of snow on the ground

khushy

3,984 posts

248 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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its a 996 - why the surprise?

rosino

1,395 posts

201 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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My deepest sympathy to the OP. When they took my V8 M3 it did hurt. Mind you, it was gone and recovered unharmed in less than 3hours.

Combination of Playmobil BMW key code system, tracker and pretty rapid police response (how they recovered it is another story alltogether - I strongly advise anybody getting their vehicle recovered nearby to politely decline finger print analysis and take back the car yourself).

All in I still think RHD cars are more difficult to recycle. On the continent they really do provide cars for pretty much anywhere in the western world... Our export market is smaller.

kingston12

5,847 posts

186 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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The fast hatches often tend to be used by the scum for transporting stuff from other robberies rather than just immediately sold.

UrbanAchiever

202 posts

165 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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A friend of mine had his S3 stolen from the driveway too. Sadly he was awake when they broke into his house and threatened him with a gun.

He got a similar story from the police. Apparently S3's are desirable to these scumbags as they look fairly nondescript, are rapid and seat enough people to "do a job". His other cars were left alone.

alexisn

248 posts

164 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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The most valuable thing you own and the easiest to steal. Don't leave keys where they can be found.