Wet wipes for Aston Martin

[AlpacaGirl]

Whenever my boyfriend parks his car outside my house it gets covered in bird poo. I want to get him a packet of wet wipes - or some sort of disposable cleaning clothes - he can keep in the car for this kind of instance. He says that ordinary wet wipes like the ones sold in Boots are no good as he doesn't know what they will do to the paintwork, but that there are some proper Aston Martin branded wipes he has seen. Does anyone know what these are called or where I can get them? Or what the best thing to clean off bird poo is?!

[Jockman]

One assumes today is to be forever remembered as 'faeces' Friday

[stimshady]

Autoglym do some small packets of bird turd removal wipes, amazon probably sell 'em =)

[Jockman]

Tbh, I'd be more worried about the stiletto damage myself

[V8VGerry]

stimshady said:

Autogylm do some small packets of bird turd removal wipes, amazon probably sell 'em =)

I love the thought of asking the shop assistant for bird turd removal wipes.

You should trade mark that phrase!

[RIB27]

Jockman said:

One assumes today is to be forever remembered as 'faeces' Friday

classic Jockman.

I've heard this stuff is good - https://www.supagardshop.co.uk/car-care-products/e...

[Jockman]

V8VGerry said:

I love the thought of asking the shop assistant for bird turd removal wipes.

You should trade mark that phrase!

+1

It has a certain ring to it

[stimshady]

whenever i wash my car, two big fat pigeons sit on the roof watching, guaranteed, within 30 mins of finishing, the 'bird turd removal wipes' are needed! Every bloody time!

There'd be a couple of dead rings if i could ever catch them!

[AMDBSNick]

http://topappcharts.com/356239482/app-details-bird...

[Jockman]

stimshady said:

whenever i wash my car, two big fat pigeons sit on the roof watching, guaranteed, within 30 mins of finishing, the 'bird turd removal wipes' are needed! Every bloody time!

There'd be a couple of dead rings if i could ever catch them!

You can shoot pigeons, Matt, though the use of dumdums would probably leave a bigger mess.

Or invest in a trampoline for the foxes.

I'm full of good ideas today

[AMDBSNick]

Jockman said:

You can shoot pigeons

My favourite sport, after drinking, I believe the same applies to Pete

ETA This makes it sound like I go out shooting when I'm pissed which is not the case

Whilst we're at it Pete's is much larger and more powerful than mine and would do untold damage to the breast

Edited by AMDBSNick on Friday 5th July 13:08

[stimshady]

Jockman said:

You can shoot pigeons, Matt, though the use of dumdums would probably leave a bigger mess.

Or invest in a trampoline for the foxes.

I'm full of good ideas today

That is VERY good idea! These birds are massive, huge countryside flying-rugby-balls with wings - i think i'd need a 12-bore! Might also have a look at a high powered sling-shot!

[woolders]

AMDBSNick said:

My favourite sport after drinking, I believe the same applies to Pete

As in you like to get pissed and then get the shooter out?

[AMDBSNick]

woolders said:

As in you like to get pissed and then get the shooter out?

see edit ^^^^

[Jockman]

stimshady said:

.....i think i'd need a 12-bore...

George might be able to help you there !!

He's about 12 years old and one heck of a bore.

Otherwise Cockers is your man.....if you can drag him from his beloved BBQ

[V8 Animal]

AlpacaGirl said:

He says that ordinary wet wipes like the ones sold in Boots are no good as he doesn't know what they will do to the paintwork

What the paint will disolve?

[avinalarf]

If you want to make your boyfriend a happy bunny why not do as my wife.



P.S. loving your nickname .

[avinalarf]

Somedays her mates help out .

[snuffy]

Poo ? Are you 12 ?

If there's one thing that makes my piss boil it's adults using the word poo when speaking to other adults.

[V8 Animal]

Are those bikinis PH neutral