I think I just had aural sex!
I think I just had aural sex!
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TT Tim

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4,168 posts

276 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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Today was beginning to get me down, so as the weather is so good I thought I'd take the 500 out to cheer myself up.

I was sitting at a junction waiting to join the main road, with a gap in sight I raised the revs and off we went with a slight tyre squeal. With a little blip of the throttle I dropped it into 2nd then gave it some wellie, right next to a bus stop. It was at this point that the three girls standing there started shouting and waving, and no there weren't any nasty hand jestures.

Made me smile and cheered me up no end, and there was me thinking about selling the car what with a new arrival due in next January. Sod it, I'll just go out on my own!

Tim

>>> Edited by TT Tim on Friday 15th October 13:21

SXS 

2,068 posts

269 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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The fun starts when you start taking two or 3 or even 4 home at a time and play woodpecker all night long! (although Cerbera highly recommended for that, my hitlist hit about 34 before I got married (thank god the missis dont read the forums))...

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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its well easy to pick up girls when your 18.. and you have a tvr..
but people dont smile at me, they look seriously shocked with there mouths open.. older people give me a look like ive just stolen the car..
but it feels good when ppl do smile & wave at ya

TT Tim

Original Poster:

4,168 posts

276 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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Cyberhuss said:
its well easy to pick up girls when your 18.. and you have a tvr..
but people dont smile at me, they look seriously shocked with there mouths open.. older people give me a look like ive just stolen the car..
but it feels good when ppl do smile & wave at ya



Did you win the lottery?

What you gonna buy next? The Factory? You're nearly old enough.

BTW How much is the insurance?

Tim

>> Edited by TT Tim on Friday 15th October 18:19

WildfireS3

9,947 posts

281 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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I make a rule of never dating girls who talk to me just because I'm in a nice car. Having said that the gf turned up to our first date with a top on with the italian job minis on it. I was driving one of my minis at the time.

SXS 

2,068 posts

269 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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Rule? Screw the rules... damn use it to your advantage while you can... now you get these old pensioners driving around in their italian exotica - its not like they've got a chance with the average 18 year old slapper... so do it now - add the notches to your bonnet - before your start wet farting, and the closest thing to a punani you're gonna get is a melted cheese chibatta!...

NJW 77

17,065 posts

267 months

Friday 15th October 2004
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SXS said:
Rule? Screw the rules... damn use it to your advantage while you can... now you get these old pensioners driving around in their italian exotica - its not like they've got a chance with the average 18 year old slapper... so do it now - add the notches to your bonnet - before your start wet farting, and the closest thing to a punani you're gonna get is a melted cheese chibatta!...


ROFLMFAO!

with Ash, go for broke

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Sunday 17th October 2004
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TT Tim said:
Did you win the lottery?

What you gonna buy next? The Factory? You're nearly old enough.

BTW How much is the insurance?

Tim

>> Edited by TT Tim on Friday 15th October 18:19


1. Nah large inheritance but i do buy the lottery
2. i wish
3. 5k

tvradict

3,829 posts

303 months

Sunday 17th October 2004
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£5K?! £5000. FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!

For INSURANCE!

I Bought, Insured and RAN my First car for a year on less than that!!

shadowninja

79,992 posts

311 months

Sunday 17th October 2004
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feck! first ever car too. a learning curve like a greased cliff wall!

i dont think i'd want a girl who wanted me cos of my car... won't know if she just wants you for your money or because she actually likes you. which means as soon as she finds someone else richer, she's off. still, if a quick shag is all you want, fair enough...

SXS 

2,068 posts

269 months

Sunday 17th October 2004
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Yup - we're already living in the fast lane - might as well have your cake - eat it - and then spit it out - before they know what hit them, you've used, abused, and shared with your mate, and you've already dissapeared into the sunset... lifes there for the taking - so take!...

>> Edited by SXS  on Sunday 17th October 17:01

jellison

12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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COCK....

TT Tim

Original Poster:

4,168 posts

276 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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jellison said:
COCK....


Hello?!

JamieT

1,536 posts

281 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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Cyberhuss said:

but i do buy the lottery

I think you mean the 'Stupid Tax'

jellison

12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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SXS - Is he for REAL!

deeen

6,396 posts

274 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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tvradict said:
£5K?! £5000. FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!

For INSURANCE!

I Bought, Insured and RAN my First car for a year on less than that!!


And I bet you still had enough change for the tram home!

SXS 

2,068 posts

269 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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jellison said:
SXS - Is he for REAL!


And your thoughts are?

jellison

12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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I have had 487 lovers and they were all page three stunna's (I have the pictures - taken while they were asleep) - I just got board of it, so decided I'd give the guys a far shot at me instead!

SXS 

2,068 posts

269 months

Monday 18th October 2004
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487? I wouldnt say that is impossible due to the lady who had sex with 2000 men on the millenium.... but damn, you must be a british john holmes!