The world is ending in 2 minutes...

[Greg_D]

What do you do?

I heard this question on radio 1 this morning and the bloke they were interviewing came up with a fantastic answer - "i'd finally attempt a backflip" Superb, it would only hurt for a max of 2 minutes...

What would you do?

[sc0tt]

I work in an office dominated by Women. I know the exact desk I'd go to.

I'd do it twice.

[Cotty]

have a cig

[valiant]

Finally get around to starting a 5000 piece jigsaw and have a solid excuse for not finishing it.

[kit80]

Get my apocalypse survival kit out, I am ready.

[The Nur]

Jump in the car, nearest straight road up to top speed, chain smoke, masturbate. All at the same time.

[Legend83]

Straighten my paperwork, quietly turn my computer off, and masturbate violently.

[_Deano]

Go use the loo somewhere else.
There is a cleaner in the closest one to me at the moment and they put the "Cleaning in process. Toilet out of use" sign up. I wouldn't want to wait until after the end of the world, i don't know how long that event will take place. And i'm sure as hell not going part way though, I may miss something if i was in there.

[The Nur]

I would also put a towel over my head.

[Ikemi]

I'd throw a can of Red Bull at the Earth (read: the ground) in rage. However I don't drink Red Bull, so I'd have to go and purchase one first. I feel I may run out of time though. I don't suppose the end of the world could be postponed for 5 additional minutes?

[Council Baby]

Invent a time machine.

[Odie]

Take 2 minutes thinking about what to do, then miss the opportunity.

[Rotaree]

Put on my tin foil hat.

[anothernameitist]

All very well the above things to do, some of which I would do.

I think though I'd hope they wern't wrong

[RizzoTheRat]

OP posted at 13:33, looks like I've missed my chance

[Cotty]

Council Baby said:

Invent a time machine.

Wonderful. Think you can build it in 2 minutes

[Council Baby]

Cotty said:

Wonderful. Think you can build it in 2 minutes

You get the beers in, I'll get the time machine sorted.


in fact my last 2 minutes would have been spent achieving the unimaginable of getting Cotty to buy a round

[anonymous-user]

Call CB a fat, useless . No different to a normal day really

[Council Baby]

slopes said:

Call CB a fat, useless . No different to a normal day really

I'd give slopes on last beating, remind him of why he even exists.

[Captain Muppet]

I'd probably waste both minutes demanding to see proof.

If the nature of the world ending event is obvious without proof, and if I can get to it in time, I'm going to try to get my knee down on my bike.

If the bike is out of range and she is in range then I'd like to spend the last two minutes before the world ends with my ex-wife, so I can enjoy seeing it happen to her.

If I have no access to a bike or ex-wife then chocolate. Lots of chocolate. Or possibly a killing spree.

Unless, obviously, I can think of something clever to say about it on the internet.