Nooooo!!!! Part two... with added ouch!
Nooooo!!!! Part two... with added ouch!
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Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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So, after missing out on my ride last night when my seat post snapped, I decided to get some miles in this morning.... I can remember the first 14 or so miles. I can remember finding an extremely nice Police Special sergeant on a police mountain bike.....

I have no idea what happened in between, but I'm now sat in Epsom hospital with bruised ribs, skin off both arms and legs and I'm waiting to find out the results of a CT scan, at which point they'll tell me if I can go home tonight, or I'll have to stay in for observation! This has not been my best week for cycling. irked



Celtic Dragon

3,353 posts

264 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Ouch indeed, hope you get home tonght.

Have they told you where you were found or what they think happend?

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Celtic Dragon said:
Ouch indeed, hope you get home tonght.

Have they told you where you were found or what they think happend?
That's the oddest part... I obviously (from the state of me) came off whilst I was off road, so must've cycled at least 3/4 of a mile or so until I came across the policeman, but I have absolutely no recollection of doing so. I reckon I'll be able to work out where it happened from my Garmin when I get the track uploaded.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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That sounds awful, fingers crossed you get an answer to what happened to help put your mind at rest.

Get well soon thumbup

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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One further point for anyone who says "a helmet doesn't make a difference"..... bks! The side of my head would be looking like er.... my knee right now without it! smile

BadgerBenji

3,534 posts

247 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Sounds an exciting weekend for you so far, hope the scan comes back with good news. If it's any consolation I'm nursing broken ribs and spent today shopping for helmets as well. That's two in two months for me.

bugeyewrx

336 posts

254 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Wow... all a bit scary. Makes you wonder if those apps that text 999 when you stop moving for a certain time are all that over the top.

MrsThatcher

3,775 posts

224 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Pics?

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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MrsThatcher said:
Pics?
give us a chance, you ghoul! I've not even left hospital yet! hehe I've just told them I'm not bloody staying in over night now they've told me there's nothing wrong on the scan. Apparently I have to wait for a porter to take me back to A&E so they can let me go! rolleyes

Rob_T

1,916 posts

280 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Kermit power said:
I have no idea what happened
I had something similar happen. Was cycling along happily. Next thing I knew I woke up on the ground to the sound of the rear wheel clicking to a halt. Got up, brushed myself off but was in a dark country lane. It was late. Very late and very dark. Didn't know where I was. Somehow got home. Wife looked at me to see grazed face, shoulder arms and leg. I was distressed. She called 111 and ambulance came. Did various tests. Conclusion: I was drunk and needed to go to bed. Apparently I had had a couple of libations that night.

Is there anything you have not declared in your tale?

Helmet saved my head too....

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Rob_T said:
I had something similar happen. Was cycling along happily. Next thing I knew I woke up on the ground to the sound of the rear wheel clicking to a halt. Got up, brushed myself off but was in a dark country lane. It was late. Very late and very dark. Didn't know where I was. Somehow got home. Wife looked at me to see grazed face, shoulder arms and leg. I was distressed. She called 111 and ambulance came. Did various tests. Conclusion: I was drunk and needed to go to bed. Apparently I had had a couple of libations that night.

Is there anything you have not declared in your tale?

Helmet saved my head too....
rofl No, definitely nothing like that. It was at 11 this morning!

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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Well, here's the ride!

All was going so well right up to 1hr 28. frown

yellowjack

18,454 posts

195 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Ooooooooooh. Ow.

Important question. How is the bike?


wink

BMWBen

4,906 posts

230 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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2 minute alien abduction. Have you checked for bum modifications?

Kermit power

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242 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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yellowjack said:
Ooooooooooh. Ow.

Important question. How is the bike?


wink
I don't honestly know... I haven't got round to checking it, but my speed between crashing and meeting the policeman suggests I must've ridden it, so it can't be seriously injured.

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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BMWBen said:
2 minute alien abduction. Have you checked for bum modifications?
lol laugh

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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yellowjack said:
Ooooooooooh. Ow.

Important question. How is the bike?


wink
Bike is fine. Just a couple of tears to the bar tape and hood on the right hand lever, I think.

Here's me....


Ouch! by Chris Walker Epsom, on Flickr


Double ouch. by Chris Walker Epsom, on Flickr

The sorest part is the ribs, but there's nothing to see externally there.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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On the plus side you'll weigh a little less thanks to the abrasions thumbup

y2blade

56,319 posts

244 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Ouch flipping heck!!!! frown

Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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y2blade said:
Ouch flipping heck!!!! frown
looking on the bright side, had I not been wearing a helmet, that's what the right side of my head would look like! yikes