Purple Aki is back !

[anonymous-user]

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[Mastodon2]

He sure does like to touch.

[TEKNOPUG]

He's clearly mental, why has he not been sectioned?

[Feirny]

A legend amongst men. We were obsessed with finding him as teenagers.

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Lol, fabulously mental

[jonno990]

Feirny said:

A legend amongst men. We were obsessed with finding him as teenagers.

Really? When I was a teen the last person I'd want to bump into was Purp's

[jonno990]

anonymous said:

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He doesn't though, He's just a nonce, he likes young boys.

[JQ]

Ha ha. Saw that too. He was The Bogeyman of Liverpool when I was a kid.

[TheEnd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLB52rKKMTE

• Contains post 9pm watershed lyrics

[Feirny]

jonno990 said:

Really? When I was a teen the last person I'd want to bump into was Purp's

Yeah, he was obsessed with a lad in our year, so we used it against him.

[Defcon5]

Where does the purple part come from?

[rxtx]

His skin tone.

[OldJohnnyYen]

Defcon5 said:

Where does the purple part come from?

He's so black he's purple!

[melvster]

Feirny said:

jonno990 said:

Really? When I was a teen the last person I'd want to bump into was Purp's

Yeah, he was obsessed with a lad in our year, so we used it against him.

A lad in my A-Level I.T class used to enjoy printing off pictures of him, posting them all around college saying "Aki's gonner get ya". fking right weirdo.

[egor110]

anonymous said:

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You'd tazer him then 'pile on'.

[TheEnd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

He even has his own wiki page.

[duncancallum]

Let me feel your muscles boy

[Rollcage]

Didn't see that coming!

[DukeDickson]

anonymous said:

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Presumably a combination of the witnesses are basket cases, the jury a bunch of very wobbly people with a serious hatred of anyone inclined towards any attempt at exercise, or the prosecution need to go and work on the bins?


Not nailing the puce one is missing the barrel (let alone the fish) material.

[ArsE92]