M1 tiddle stop

[mybrainhurts]

Just south of Watford gap this afternoon, bloke stopped on the hard shoulder to have a pee.

I mean, can you believe it? Bank holiday, what was he thinking about?

He left his foglights on.

Unbelievable.

[Willy Nilly]

Prostate cancer?

[Pesty]

Willy Nilly said:

Prostate cancer?

perhaps a warning would be better or if they have to 3 points

[mybrainhurts]

Never mind all that. HE LEFT HIS FOGLIGHTS ON. I mean, WTjollyF?

[DukeDickson]

mybrainhurts said:

Never mind all that. HE LEFT HIS FOGLIGHTS ON. I mean, WTjollyF?

Exhibitionist/Wail reader, presumably.

[Hackney]

Saw similar on the M11 on Saturday.
I actually believe it's not sheer desperation but a further example of the, "I do what I want" attitude.

[StephenP]

I saw a car pulled over on the M1 south of Leicester today so the driver and his young son could have a pee, not far from the services. Might even have been the same vehicle. Seemed pretty dumb to me!

[StephenP]

I saw a car pulled over on the M1 south of Leicester today so the driver and his young son could have a pee, not far from the services. Might even have been the same vehicle. Seemed pretty dumb to me!

[mybrainhurts]

This is about the Futile Foglight Brigade, why are you lot banging on about peeing..?

[Willy Nilly]

I've had a pee in the central reservation of M25 during the day at about 8am iirc.

[danjama]

Willy Nilly said:

I've had a pee in the central reservation of M25 during the day at about 8am iirc.

lad

[mybrainhurts]

Oh god, all right, the subject is peeing.

Once saw an Asian gentleman take a leak in the dark on the grassy bank in the Watford Gap services...

Then walk into the toilets to wash his hands.

What was that all about, then...?

[Starfighter]

Stuck in traffic one night on the M25, a bloke in lane 3 of 4 wanders over to the embankment of a pee. Mid flow the traffic is off again leaving hime with 2 active lanes to cross to get back to his car. I LOL'd

[mybrainhurts]

Starfighter said:

Stuck in traffic one night on the M25, a bloke in lane 3 of 4 wanders over to the embankment of a pee. Mid flow the traffic is off again leaving hime with 2 active lanes to cross to get back to his car. I LOL'd

Holy wobble. Bet he pissed himself...

[Monkeylegend]

I saw guy on the M25 a few weeks ago pissing all over his fog lights.

[MajorProblem]

On the park and ride bus at York the other week, some parents got a potty out, placed it in the aisle and let their kid fill it, then just carried on the journey.

Yes I know I was on a bus what should I have expected.

[Riley Blue]

Do we really need threads about peeing on the M1?

(I keep a fabric conditioner bottle in the car for those moments when my prostate takes control)

[DervVW]

MajorProblem said:

On the park and ride bus at York the other week, some parents got a potty out, placed it in the aisle and let their kid fill it, then just carried on the journey.

Yes I know I was on a bus what should I have expected.

would you rather the kid pee'd all over the seat?

[MajorProblem]

DervVW said:

would you rather the kid pee'd all over the seat?

I'd rather they got off the bus than having to sit next to a stinking pot of piss and bog roll.

[martin mrt]

MajorProblem said:

I'd rather they got off the bus than having to sit next to a stinking pot of piss and bog roll.

Obviously don't have kids then.

When my son was potty training and he needed to pee there wasn't much time from him telling me to having him on the potty and filling it. Certainly not enough to stop a bus and get off.