RE: Shed Of The Week: Maestro 1.3
RE: Shed Of The Week: Maestro 1.3
Friday 30th August 2013

Shed Of The Week: Maestro 1.3

Shed's wandering itch could well be satisfied with this adventure prepped Maestro



Adventure vehicles aren't necessarily the same thing as vehicles in which you can have an adventure. This week's Shed falls fascinatingly into the latter category.

Yes, that's 'motorsport' written on a Maestro's bonnet
Yes, that's 'motorsport' written on a Maestro's bonnet
If you don't fancy sallying forth onto the world's back roads, meeting hordes of interesting people and having what could well be a life-changing experience, don't waste the next 10 minutes of your life. Stop reading now.

If, on the other hand, you have a basic toolkit, a hankering for some purpose in your life and the flexibility to do a Reggie Perrin and leave your metaphorical underpants on the beach, you might want to give some thought to this Shed.

The history of the Rodacar - which is what you're looking at here rather than a 'true' Maestro - is an adventure in itself. In the early 1990s, the Rover Group (under British Aerospace management) was looking to move Maestro production from Cowley to Bulgaria. A joint venture proposal between Rover and the Bulgarian engineering company Vammo was meant to produce up to 50,000 Maestros a year by 1994.

Tough as a pair of Bulgarian work boots
Tough as a pair of Bulgarian work boots
That deal foundered, but the Bulgarian connection was re-established when BMW bought Rover from BA in 1994. BMW's main dealer in Bulgaria, the Daru Group, went into a $20m deal with Rover to form Rodacar AD, building cars exclusively for the Bulgarian market.

From September 1995, Mk3 Maestro Clubman parts produced in the UK began to be assembled on a production line in Varna on Bulgaria's east coast. The plan was to build 1,700 vehicles in year one and 7,000 in year two, but political machinations and uncompetitive pricing stopped Rodacar production prematurely in April 1996 with just 2,000 cars built. Only 200 were actually sold in Bulgaria. About a thousand cars were shipped abroad, the remainder coming to the UK.

Which brings us to this little fellow. With the A+ series engine and the five-speed VW gearbox from the Maestro van, plus the suspension and 14-inch steel wheels from the 2.0 diesel Maestro, these LHD cars were designed to survive Bulgaria's tough motoring conditions. This 65,000-miler should therefore have plenty of life left in it. And what a life it could be for the next owner, trundling about the continent in pursuit of good causes, or venturing farther afield in pursuit of the meaning of life and/or the parts necessary to keep the thing going, a task that should prove less than arduous given the prosaic provenance of the oily bits.

Built for adventures - where would yours be?
Built for adventures - where would yours be?
That 1.3 petril-cheesoid motor (with no catalyst to fail) means easy running on dubious fuels and simple long-term maintenance. The Hopkirk pastiche means you'll never be short of an icebreaker when you arrive at Kazakhstan border control. And the Rodacar story means you'll still have plenty to talk about when you're chatting to the guard through the bars of the detention cell.

Once free, can't you just imagine yourself parked up outside a Moroccan garage munching on a lump of special fudge as yer man fabricates an exhaust bracket out of some old bits of angle iron and his oppo carves a new head gasket out of a slice of dried billygoat skin?

Ooh, the romance of it all. If only Shed wasn't contractually obliged to deliver food to Mrs Shed's table on a daily basis, he assures us he'd off to Dover in this like a rat up a drainpipe.

Here's the ad.

Austin Maestro 1.3 5dr LHD Maestro -BMC Rally Tribute 1996
Red, Upgrades include Rare Rodacar Built Left Hand Drive, Velour Upgraded Upholstery, Rear Wash Wipe, Intermittent Wash Wipe, Split Rear Seats, 6 wheel Upgrade, Extra Driving Lamps. Grey Velour Interior, 5 seats, Left hand-drive, VW 5 Speed Gearbox, Built to compete in European runs for charity, Thinly Disguised as a tribute to Paddy Hopkirk abd the BMC Rally Cars of the 1960's, Staples to Naples, Swiss Trip, Tour of France 2010/2011, Lemans Classic France 2012, Great Fun, £999

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BFleming

Original Poster:

3,920 posts

174 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Bit of an interesting pedigree I suppose, and maybe worth it for rarity... but... Come back last week's Toyota, all is forgiven. Best bit of these cars was the VW gearbox!
Loving the quote 'these LHD cars were designed to survive Bulgaria's tough motoring conditions'. Can't remember the last time I saw a Maestro, yet howmanyleft.com reckons there's still quite a few about.

Edited by BFleming on Friday 30th August 09:08

VolvoT5

4,155 posts

205 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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LHD and it isn't even an MG. No.

delmatt

506 posts

222 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Right I couldn't avoid wasting 10 minutes of my time on this...well 3 really but I still want them back now please....What were you thinking? is this now toilet shed of the week? There is nothing good about this whatsoever....anybody that can remember driving a Maestro in the 80s will surely agree on this...they were useless then, why has this not been scrapped?

richb77

889 posts

192 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Is it April 1st again?

Surely this is a joke. I wouldn't even use a Maestro as an actual shed!

The Vambo

7,797 posts

172 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Excellent, a Maestro with some stickers and wheels on the roof.

When I say excellent, I mean what the fk were you thinking? What happened? last night in the middle of celebrity masterchef did you suddenly think "bugger, tomorrow is friday. Quick, pick any random car for under a grand for SOTW"

Devil2575

13,400 posts

219 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Well it's interesting but would I buy it?

No.


n_const

1,826 posts

232 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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My dads friend owns this, went to le mans in it too.

richb77

889 posts

192 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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n_const said:
My dads friend owns this, went to le mans in it too.
Do you sleep on a bed of nails and sit on large spikes for fun too?

SprintSpeciale

432 posts

176 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Shed, ignore the detractors. It's nice to see something out of the ordinary. I am sure there are loads of PHers who share Shed's Reggie Perrin fantasy, or would just love to drive to Timbuktoo and back for the hell of it, in a car that cost buttons and can be fixed with a Swiss army knife. Who said Shed had to be a forgotten little sporty thing or a big wafter. Shed just means a bag of sand or less!

GranCab

2,914 posts

177 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Upgrades include Rare Rodacar Built Left Hand Drive .... is this an upgrade ?????

seismic22

662 posts

200 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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What happened to the Puma/Fiat Coupe/alfa/fast estate/LS400/jag/big merc/stupidly cheap/affordable to the normal bloke/luxo barge/peformance shed bargains?

As per last weeks: bad shed.

Edited by seismic22 on Friday 30th August 09:25

Henry Fiddleton

1,597 posts

208 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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My mum own a Masestro back in 1990 ish, it was actually

turd back then.

Still a set of winter tyres and for some this appeals to me.

n_const

1,826 posts

232 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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richb77 said:
Do you sleep on a bed of nails and sit on large spikes for fun too?
Where did i say fun ? Ridiculed by a man who drives a saab....

delmatt

506 posts

222 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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SprintSpeciale said:
Shed, ignore the detractors. It's nice to see something out of the ordinary. I am sure there are loads of PHers who share Shed's Reggie Perrin fantasy, or would just love to drive to Timbuktoo and back for the hell of it, in a car that cost buttons and can be fixed with a Swiss army knife. Who said Shed had to be a forgotten little sporty thing or a big wafter. Shed just means a bag of sand or less!
What on earth do you mean by out of the ordinary? The Maestro was the ultimate ordinary and most mundane car...the only reason there are not many left is because for once the Great British Public new it was a complete P.O.S and specifically made the sensible cumulative decision not to save them en masse!!!This one got away and should join the rest.

StarmistBlue400

3,088 posts

249 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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Nearly brought one of these once, biggest pile of ste Ive ever driven, we sent it back

Epic Fail on the shed front

GranCab

2,914 posts

177 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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seismic22 said:
What happened to the Puma/Fiat Coupe/alfa/fast estate/LS400/jag/big merc/stupidly cheap/affordable to the normal bloke/luxo barge/peformance bargains that shed used to be all about?

I'm a bit sad in the fact that I look forward to seeing whats shed of the week on a Friday but after the last couple my enthusiasm is diminishing somewhat!
Such as this for £950 !

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...


Martin 480 Turbo

724 posts

218 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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If I needed 10 minutes to read "shed" I would not read it...

Have strong feelings for the Maestro. Had lucky times in a green one...

IF it came with the girl, I'd be tempted.

probably chalk

699 posts

223 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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SprintSpeciale said:
Shed, ignore the detractors. It's nice to see something out of the ordinary. I am sure there are loads of PHers who share Shed's Reggie Perrin fantasy, or would just love to drive to Timbuktoo and back for the hell of it, in a car that cost buttons and can be fixed with a Swiss army knife. Who said Shed had to be a forgotten little sporty thing or a big wafter. Shed just means a bag of sand or less!
This.

Who on earth wants to see a BMW every week with everyone tediously agreeing how good it is? Surely SOTW is meant to provoke debate?

X5TUU

12,792 posts

218 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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havent seen one of these for years ... then in the past 5 days this is the 3rd (the other 2 unfort were in real life)!

many moons ago, prob late 80's a fella in Sunderland had one of these painted in dayglo orange and god it was hideous

there is just nothing attractive about this at all, its just a motoring abomination

SuperHangOn

3,486 posts

184 months

Friday 30th August 2013
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That's rubbish.