Alonso's important news

[m444ttb]

Following his tweet:

@alo_oficial: I have important news coming these days ... Stay tuned here on Twitter and on the Web.. !!!

we could do with a topic for wild speculation, then to mull over how boring whatever the reality is afterwards. He'll need all his Samurai skills if he's announcing he's joining RedBull at Monza !

[RealSquirrels]

i think he's going to be leaving, he wouldn't need to announce he is staying ferrari, his contract is until 2015.

[m444ttb]

That was my first thought. Then it dawned on me it was probably going to be some new st tattoo or similar.

I do hope he's going to RedBull as that would make things very interesting.

[thetapeworm]

Haircut.

[RobGT81]

New deal with Oakley

[HTP99]

Eyebrow wax?!

[Stig]

He's releasing a new Dolmio sauce?

[HorneyMX5]

He's joined in a civil partnership with Lewis, all that agro at McL was just lovers tiffs.

[spunkytherabbit]

Stig said:

He's releasing a new Dolmio sauce?

I thought he already had...

[RobGT81]

Or maybe its just that he has bought a pro cycling team..

http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/deportes/fe...

[Crafty_]

RobGT81 said:

Or maybe its just that he has bought a pro cycling team..

http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/deportes/fe...

Either this or he's marrying that Russian bird. I don't think its about F1.

[funkyrobot]

RobGT81 said:

Or maybe its just that he has bought a pro cycling team..

http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/deportes/fe...

Spanish person buying a Basque team?

Actually, I think he's just buying the licence for the team in the ProTour.

If they have a Ferrari red kit, that'll confuse the hell out of people in the Vuelta.

[pedromorgan]

I think he has had a massive tatoo fo a rose done across his backside and will post a picture on twitter....

Peter

[Crafty_]

Gaz. said:

One of those two or a new exhibit in his museum.

He has a museum ? Didn't know that.

[Vocal Minority]

funkyrobot said:

Spanish person buying a Basque team?

Actually, I think he's just buying the licence for the team in the ProTour.

If they have a Ferrari red kit, that'll confuse the hell out of people in the Vuelta.

And potentially moving it to the Asturias (I can see blue and primrose being the new colours - to confuse the Astana fans)

[Crafty_]