How's my wife's new red chair doing?
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Just in case the parasitical cretin with veins full of chav saliva happens to read this, I'm wondering how comfortable you're finding the new padded red chair that you felt fit to steal from under our gazeebo in Maison Blanche this year? My wife treated herself to it at considerable cost in readiness for our family camping holiday after Le Mans this year - and as a gesture of kindness offered it to me to use for my weekend at the 24hrs.
If you're reading this, you'll know who you are - and I'd like you to know that I hope an abundance of financial misfortune befalls you throughout your life and that you contract every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind. May all potential employers sense your criminal tendancies and give you a very wide berth - and if you're married, I hope your unfortunate wife realises what a complete low-life she's married to and leaves you (with a stack of debts) for a decent bloke. Hopefully you will develop the most incurable foul smelling breath before your search for a new partner begins - and perhaps your hair will fall out too, if it hasn't already.
Enjoy life with the chair while you can, you sewer rat....and if you don't like what your reading, please do give me a call to discuss it. And, most of all......
STAY AWAY FROM LE MANS, it can do without tossers like you.
If you're reading this, you'll know who you are - and I'd like you to know that I hope an abundance of financial misfortune befalls you throughout your life and that you contract every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind. May all potential employers sense your criminal tendancies and give you a very wide berth - and if you're married, I hope your unfortunate wife realises what a complete low-life she's married to and leaves you (with a stack of debts) for a decent bloke. Hopefully you will develop the most incurable foul smelling breath before your search for a new partner begins - and perhaps your hair will fall out too, if it hasn't already.
Enjoy life with the chair while you can, you sewer rat....and if you don't like what your reading, please do give me a call to discuss it. And, most of all......
STAY AWAY FROM LE MANS, it can do without tossers like you.
Nicely written, and a shame your wife has been punished for her generosity.
Some of our Maison Blanche neighbours had kit go walkies too - flags and stuff of not much commercial value, but a real ball ache to lose when you're in a field in french France.
Hoping you've more luck next year - do knock on for a beer, we'll be in MB again.
Some of our Maison Blanche neighbours had kit go walkies too - flags and stuff of not much commercial value, but a real ball ache to lose when you're in a field in french France.
Hoping you've more luck next year - do knock on for a beer, we'll be in MB again.
Classic, it sounds like the ranting of a man that doesn't stand up to his wife and tells her to get a grip 'its a chair' ffs, or 'sorry love i smashed it up i was so ratted' !!
Come to Houx next year and i'll lend you one of ours, ahh but you may be allowed to go again, you chair loser you !!
Whats the expression 'pussy whipped' ??
Come to Houx next year and i'll lend you one of ours, ahh but you may be allowed to go again, you chair loser you !!
Whats the expression 'pussy whipped' ??
None of my stuff has been stolen (so far) at Le Mans, although a few 'travellers' were roaming the premises last year after the guards at Tertre Rouge had left their posts after the race.
If I were to catch somebody pinching some of my belongings, it won't be their best day. 6-Cell maglite for the win!
And for the people saying don't take your best stuff to Le Mans, better start thinking differently! It's not the fault of the people getting robbed, it's the fault of the robbers!
If I were to catch somebody pinching some of my belongings, it won't be their best day. 6-Cell maglite for the win!
And for the people saying don't take your best stuff to Le Mans, better start thinking differently! It's not the fault of the people getting robbed, it's the fault of the robbers!
vincegail said:
And for the people saying don't take your best stuff to Le Mans, better start thinking differently! It's not the fault of the people getting robbed, it's the fault of the robbers!
Think differently ? why ?If you take good stuff and leave it hanging around then some thieving
will have it away regardless of where you are, i think insurance companies call it 'insufficient care'.I had a gas bottle nicked at LM a few years ago - it was own stupid fault i left it out where an opportunist could walk off with it.
chrisemersons said:
vincegail said:
And for the people saying don't take your best stuff to Le Mans, better start thinking differently! It's not the fault of the people getting robbed, it's the fault of the robbers!
Think differently ? why ?If you take good stuff and leave it hanging around then some thieving
will have it away regardless of where you are, i think insurance companies call it 'insufficient care'.I had a gas bottle nicked at LM a few years ago - it was own stupid fault i left it out where an opportunist could walk off with it.
eps said:
Vince means, I think, why should we (the law abiders) be detrimented, by keeping our stuff away from Le Mans, when in actual fact it should be that those who offend should be brought to task. Obviously leaving an expensive item in the open, is likely to be too much of a temptation for some, but that shouldn't be the case. We usually zip things up and keep things covered / away, to stop the casual thief, but as with anything in Life, if someone is determined to get at your possessions, they will find a way.
Yeah i guess so but some people are a bit niave, its not eurocamp afterall we all know that the world is full of scumbags so dont give them the opportunity - like you say we keep everything zipped up or locked away in the car. It never ceases to amaze me the people that whine because they had their wallet nicked and then it turns out that they left it in their tent unattended.As they say today 'epic fail' !!
chrisemersons said:
eps said:
Vince means, I think, why should we (the law abiders) be detrimented, by keeping our stuff away from Le Mans, when in actual fact it should be that those who offend should be brought to task. Obviously leaving an expensive item in the open, is likely to be too much of a temptation for some, but that shouldn't be the case. We usually zip things up and keep things covered / away, to stop the casual thief, but as with anything in Life, if someone is determined to get at your possessions, they will find a way.
Yeah i guess so but some people are a bit niave, its not eurocamp afterall we all know that the world is full of scumbags so dont give them the opportunity - like you say we keep everything zipped up or locked away in the car. It never ceases to amaze me the people that whine because they had their wallet nicked and then it turns out that they left it in their tent unattended.As they say today 'epic fail' !!
I am very fortunate to not have anything stolen in the years that I have been going, what really annoys me is the fact that some morons can do this and get away with it. I do, however, think that it is not all down to visitors and maybe a little bit of jealousy or pure drunken bravado or foolishness. We all change a bit when we have had a few beers.
I will add to this though... IF YOU ARE A THIEF, KEEP AWAY FROM MY STUFF - I WILL GET EVEN... AND MORE.
>MartinixxxLB
I will add to this though... IF YOU ARE A THIEF, KEEP AWAY FROM MY STUFF - I WILL GET EVEN... AND MORE.
>MartinixxxLB
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